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by Joffrey_AliceKC July 19, 2016
Get the Gretasmug. by Juicycuuchii June 7, 2022
Get the Gretamug. Greta is everything and anything you will ever want. She is typically a brunette with brown eyes and is slighter taller with a muscular build. A Greta is super smart, popular, nice, athletic, and god-knows pretty. She is a over-thinker and especially insecure about her body. In love with sports, especially basketball. She has amazing style and likes to dress a little sporty. If you ever want to date a Greta, here are some tips: Her parents are extremely strict so understand if she wants to keep you secret ;), she loves to impress so when she dresses to impress just enjoy the moment, she has the best pickup lines and knows exactly how to pull you and thinks it is so hot when guys do the same, do NOT get on her bad side, she knows way too much about everyone and everything, but hates gossiping. If she is your best friend, KEEP HER, she loves you and always will + she is an amazing secret keeper. She is one of those people that is shy but loves to stand up for people. Greta is stressed in the inside, but doesn't show on the outside. Greta also gets mad really easily and act like a complete bitch, but she will always forgive you. She is typically an introvert and did i mention, SUPER COMPETITIVE. On rare occasions, she will let you beat her, but not much ;) Lastly, once she likes you (friend or as a guyyy) she will always and will never let you go. In other words, keep a Greta.
Guy: Hey who's that hottie?
Greta's friend: You think you can pull her? I'd like to see you try.
Guy: Why? Is she that dreamy?
Greta's friend: I mean, she is smart, hot, has a great personality, and everyone and anyone wants to be around her at all times sooooo...
Guy: *speechless*
Greta: Hey what's your name?
Bullied Kid: Uhh, why are you talking to me, everyone hates me.
Greta: Well, why NOT talk to you, so far you seem nicer than everyone else so why don't you come sit with me?
*Kid snickers as they walk by*
Greta to the snickers: *cough* I don't think I heard you correctly, what did you say?
Kid: Nothing, just why are you talking to herrrrrrrr?
*Greta pretends to ignore and wait for the kid to walk away*
*Taps the kid's shoulder*
Greta: I think you forgot something.
*slaps her in the face*
Greta: I don't think I caught ur name
Bullied kid: My names Lilly :)
Greta's friend: You think you can pull her? I'd like to see you try.
Guy: Why? Is she that dreamy?
Greta's friend: I mean, she is smart, hot, has a great personality, and everyone and anyone wants to be around her at all times sooooo...
Guy: *speechless*
Greta: Hey what's your name?
Bullied Kid: Uhh, why are you talking to me, everyone hates me.
Greta: Well, why NOT talk to you, so far you seem nicer than everyone else so why don't you come sit with me?
*Kid snickers as they walk by*
Greta to the snickers: *cough* I don't think I heard you correctly, what did you say?
Kid: Nothing, just why are you talking to herrrrrrrr?
*Greta pretends to ignore and wait for the kid to walk away*
*Taps the kid's shoulder*
Greta: I think you forgot something.
*slaps her in the face*
Greta: I don't think I caught ur name
Bullied kid: My names Lilly :)
by anyonebutpatbev21 March 3, 2021
Get the Gretamug. The most wonderful person you will ever know. She is kind and lovely and caring and gorgeous. Amazing eyes that swallow you whole and the bone structure of an actual goddess. She is an extremely hard worker and is so amazingly strong even when things are really rough. Any possible definition lacks the depth to describe how utterly encapsulating her soul is and the true extent of her ethereal beauty.
by sillylittleplanthoe November 20, 2021
Get the Gretamug. Usually a cold hearted person, loves to bully any type of child, despises them in every possible aspect. Hates anything related to love or relationships in general, will possibly murder you in case of angering her.
Keep aware of touching her phone and her personal stuff, you'll be turned in ashes in a instant.
Keep aware of touching her phone and her personal stuff, you'll be turned in ashes in a instant.
by SteamedHam November 21, 2021
Get the Gretamug. Usually a cold hearted person, loves to bully any type of child, despises them in every possible aspect. Hates anything related to love or relationships in general, will possibly murder you in case of angering her.
Keep aware of touching her phone and her personal stuff, you'll be turned in ashes in a instant.
Keep aware of touching her phone and her personal stuff, you'll be turned in ashes in a instant.
by SteamedHam November 21, 2021
Get the Gretamug. Greta’s are very interesting people to say the least. They don’t hesitate when telling someone the truth and their opinion. They can be very sensitive and wear their heart on their sleeve. Greta’s sense of justice and morals are unmatched. They will do anything to stand up for themselves and others when they have been wronged. They are very smart and enjoy athletics. They can have blonde hair and blue eyes occasionally. Greta’s are very loyal friends, so you should keep them. They show up when no one else does and are dependable when others aren’t. They also tend to be perfectionists and have minor OCD, but they are totally worth it. But you should know that when it comes down to it, they probably love there dogs more.
by Clof2025 November 30, 2021
Get the Gretamug.