Louisiana Purchase

A girl is giving head to a guy, but a third party is moving her head up and down.

Did you hear that David gave John's mom a Louisiana Purchase?

by Tracy's Cherrie November 24, 2010

Louisiana Longhorn

When you are from Louisiana and move to Texas to fufill the dream of manifesting destiny, as the history books say, you adapt to being called a Louisiana Longhorn, aka Texas Tiger.

Based from the root words LSU Tigers and UT Longhorns.

When your Daddy is from Louisiana and your Momma is from Texas, you become the product they will call their Louisiana Longhorn.

When ya daddy first laid eyes on ya momma, they knew a Louisiana Longhorn was soon to come.

by jvincent14 August 29, 2012

Louisiana Plow

Violent sexual act in which a knife is used to cut from the bottom of the vagina through the gouch to the anus, creating a hole which is then used for intercourse

"Dude, you know that Alex girl?"
"Yeah, she's a total bitch."
"You're right, but she is smoking hot. I'd love to get her with a Louisiana Plow."

by Jeffreh_of_Ninety-Five December 27, 2011

University of Louisiana

2nd largest university in the state of Louisiana. Official nickname is the Ragin Cajuns. Over 16,000 students from many different states & countries. For more info, visit www.louisiana.edu & www.raginpagin.com. Also known as UL & Louisiana's Ragin Cajuns.

"Hey, y'all goin to the UL football game tonight?" "Yeah, we wanna see the Cajuns stomp McNeese" McNeese Fan: "Boy that University of Louisiana sure beat us good". (no offense to McNeese or it's fans. it's just the first example I could think of)

by bubbajones81 August 3, 2007

Louisiana Teabag

Like a "regular"teabag, but done with a dingleberry instead of testicles.

Lola was surprised when she woke up to her husband giving her a Louisiana Teabag which left her with a Hillbilly Bindi.

by DebRi December 21, 2013

Louisiana Chewbacca

Using a hairy Russian woman (must be over 47 years old) have sex in the missionary position while braiding your pubic hair, at the point of ejaculation pull away as hard as possible to undo the braids, making a Velcro sound, simultaneously you’ll scream like Chewbacca

“I pulled the good ‘ol Louisiana Chewbacca on that fine ass babushka over there, Playa”

by Bbslimm October 22, 2020

Louisiana Floss

Oral sex performed by a southern woman with a large gap in her front teeth.

Lenny is walkin' a bit funny because Loraine gave him a bit of the Louisiana Floss last night.

by EmperorEli May 5, 2022