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Aristocratic Movement

It is a philosophical movement to confront the system and the establishment to restore the aristocracy to the status quo.

It is against the Modern State and the Liberal Bourgeois State and its consecutive evils: Socialism, Marxism, Communism, Liberalism, Freemasonry, Totalitarianism, Positivism, Nationalism, Enlightenment, Fascism, Humanism, Renaissance, French Revolution Modernism, Anthropocentrism, Capitalism, Materialism, Feminism, LGBT rights, Republicanism, Representative Democracy, Liberal Democracy, Progressivism, Mass Media, Militant Atheism, Anti-Left/Right Dichotomy, Cosmopolitanism, Consumerism, Human Rights, Technocracy, Organized Religions, Globalization and Abortion. He is skeptical of technology, organized religions and the economy.
Aristocratic Movement is the beginning of the reconquest. Unlike contemporary think-tanks, it is focused on praxis.
by tradical September 7, 2022
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The Ultimate Movement

In times of scarcity, it is customary for a person and their counterpart to share a toilet. By sitting on the stool, legs slightly ajar and your counterpart sitting on your legs (reverse or standard, reverse preferred for increased camaraderie), this allows two people to evacuate their waste using a single toilet, simultaneously. Participating in such a movement results in time saved and strong personal bonds between two close friends.
"Things have really picked up around the office ever since Ron and I had the ultimate movement together." -Johnson

"Well Johnson, your idea worked, ever since our new bathroom policy went into effect we're getting orders out the door, morale is up, and I'm saving a fortune on that extra bathroom plan I scrapped." -Ron
by PleasedPatient December 3, 2019
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yplm movement

Hello 911 someone parked too close to my house on the street!

While shopping for my organic food and drinking my $12 juice I rock yoga pants and my life matters. YPLM Movement
by Laughing or Leaving January 18, 2020
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Bono Movement

When you need to take a giant crap.
Bro : Man, what happened? You've been gone for like 30 minutes!

Brotato Chip: Dude, I had a major Bono Movement. Don't go in the bathroom for like an hour...
by JustaRandomHoomin June 17, 2016
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The S.I.R Movement

Smart.Intresting.Real people who Speak intelligently,and shows class to Everyone who deserves it.
The S.I.R Movement isnt for everyone.
by MDiamondz January 17, 2015
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Meme movement

The act of tagging a loved one in a meme while on the toilet.
Justin loved Hillary so much and he showed her with a meme movement everyday.
by Senor Bunluv November 15, 2018
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mad movement

adj. - When a person acts in a manner that can be classified as incredulous, psychotic or simply put, crazy.
verb form - Moving Mad
Ey that's a mad movement dude.

Jonothan was moving mad.
by darkskin don July 8, 2020
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