Mexican tube rider 

Anal masturbation with any rod or pole shaped object lathered in Mexican hot sauce.

It wasn't only the spicy food I ate last night that made my asshole burn, because yesterday I was a Mexican tube rider.

Mexican tube rider by DonNorway December 14, 2015

Mexican Turkey Choke 

When a person squeezes the penis so hard that you lose all circulation making the penis fully white

Last night she gave me a Mexican Turkey Choke

Mexican Turkey Choke by Kevin Keems December 4, 2016

Mexican Tongue Punch 

When one places hot sauce on ones tongue and then engages in oral sex.

My vags is still burning from my boyfriend giving the old piss slit a Mexican Tongue Punch last night!!

Mexican Tongue Punch by Guns4fun February 14, 2017

mexican threesome 

When you and yo girl fuck a chipotle burrito at the same time.

Guy 2: Dude, Rebecca said you had a threesome?
Guy 1: Yeah, with a chipotle burrito
Guy 2: Dafuq?
Guy 1: Yeah we had a mexican threesome

mexican threesome by mexican threesome May 30, 2017

Mexican Tea

Mexican Tea: slang for poop.

"I have to make a cup of Mexican Tea"

Mexican Tea by William J. Abernathy June 9, 2018

Mexican Tummy Tuck

A process by which a drug trafficker swallows large quantity of illicit substances in plastic baggie or balloon for the sole purpose to transport the substances across borders for the purposes of consumption or sale.

Me and 4 buddies are heading to Mexico for that sweet Mexican Tummy Tuck.

Mexican Tummy Tuck by Chairman March 8, 2023

mexican thunder 

thunder rumbles mexicans all fart! run for mexican bedpan

en mexico city when mexican hombres see lightning they count 5 & fart (Kaaaboom) mujeres never know hombre pass gas!

Te Amor, olor dulce sweet smell of rain & mexican thunder en chiwhawha es muy grande!!

mexican thunder by itichie_nocanpo July 3, 2006