Horton's Disease

Having one foot larger than the other.
Sam: Yo, dude I have Horton's disease.
Bill: What? Is it catching?
Sam: Well check your shoe size and find out?
by Elephantus October 02, 2011
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horton high

The congregation of americans who truly want to be Canadians but cannot accept the fact that they never will be.
by Olive Oil Stanley September 17, 2010
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Horton

A fat ass elephant no one likes named Horton
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