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Wisness Banker

Wisness Banker, a term used describe a person who wears a suit and makes out that there job is more important than it really is.
When asking a Suit what they do.

Hi please to meet you, what do you do?
"Oh I'm a Executive"
"You mean a Wisness Banker then?"

Then walk away while it clicks in their head.
by Euan D May 23, 2008
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Banker

A person who works in a bank is called a banker.
I want to be a banker.
by anonymous November 23, 2021
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baby banker

A kid that comes out of the womb and wants to be an investment banker or a quant. They usually do not have much of a personality and think “walk me through a dcf” is a good conversation starter.
“This freshman was talking mad game about his DCF for Berkshire Hathaway, what a baby banker”
by Finance Brah February 25, 2025
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The Phantom Banker

He who banks but does not claim also known as, "The Secret Banker".

There has been no recorded sightings of the 'Phantom Banker'. All reports of his identity are not proven to be true.
If the banker wants to bank he does without pride of remorse.

He isn't the banker we deserve he is the banker we need...
Boy 1 - Who just banked that?
Boy 2 - I dont know, must of been.. "The Phantom Banker" DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUN!!!!!
by G_UNIT123 October 16, 2013
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Big banker

by Theoneandolybanker April 28, 2022
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hong kong bankers

Fancy men's shoes.
Dude. That's some fine Hong Kong bankers.
by maxquad October 13, 2019
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nicholas campbell banker

shutup he's cooler than u, he used to b fatter than FRAGINNG GODZILLAZZZ
but now he is less , not leZ but leS
hey is that nicholas campbell banker?
by nicholas campbell banker November 28, 2021
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