FUCK ME, right?!

Popularized by Colleen Ballinger in her ukulele “apology” video, this expression exudes backhanded anger and frustration.

I’m an expert but FUCK ME, right?!

You don’t value me even though all I do is help you.. FUCK ME, right?!

I try so hard to do the right thing, but FUCK ME, right!?

by LingDanc803 November 21, 2023

Call Me

Face to face

My reflection in your eyes

I was scared to say too much

Perfect strangers in perfect worlds apart

Almost close enough to touch

Staring at my shoes

Feeling so confused

Shot down without a gun

Victim of a hit and run

Won't you...

Call me - call me

No time to hesitate - we must communicate

Call me - call me

Won't you call this number nowwwww

Mesmerised

I go back to where we met

A reconstruction of the crime

I can't track you down

Nowhere to be found

Now my one shot at success

Is the power of the press

Won't you...

Call me - call me

No time to hesitate - we must communicate

Call me - call me

Won't you call this number nowwwww

Worlds apart - we are worlds apart

Watch this space

There's a message here for you

No need to read between the lines

I am inside out

There can be no doubt

I want you and no-one else

Please identify yourself

Call me - call me

No time to hesitate - we must communicate

Call me - call me

Won't you call this number nowwww

by Death Menace April 11, 2023

Me Me Morek

When Mark refuses to send your very qualified candidate to a client, but does not hesitate to send his less than qualified candidate.

Mark: Client wanted to know our three best candidates for the Plant Manager role, so that's what I sent them.
Robert: We sent them like 15 candidates. Our best three must be pretty good. Whose candidates did you send?
Mark: One of mine and two from other recruiters.
Robert: Wait, isn't your guy an Operations Manager who has never run a site before? He's better than the other 14 real Plant Managers we sent?
Mark: I think so.
Robert: Ok Me Me Morek.

by Nameless Recruiter October 22, 2020

Me

Our connection

We find a new way to say I love you…
Everyday!

There I still go:)
But here …
I always move…
And it is me❤️❤️❤️❤️

by a dream and 💔 August 16, 2024

me

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whenever you talk about me it means,SDFYIULGYFTDRSESTDFIGYFTUDRSEJYDFGOUYIFTUDXZYKFYITDURYUFYITDUKFYGOYFTUDUGYFTDHMGJYFTDJGFYTDHCGMJIYFTUCGJVFDUXFCGVGOFICGJVFDUTCGFTDUFJGFYTUDXFHMCGJFKTUDJFXHM

by fartfitnugen May 16, 2022

look at me girl

Someone who always needs to be the centre of attention and will do/say/wear anything to make sure she is always looked at and given attention. This type of person cannot bear to share the spotlight, so will always do extra things to have everyone look at them. Their need for attention stems from a very deep insecurity that only validation from others can help, for a little while at least. But because the root of the issue is related to their own poor self-esteem, they are always going to need to be validated by outsiders. They are exhausting.

The look at me girl will be the one dancing on tables at parties to get the room's attention. Wearing revealing clothes and leaving little to the imagination. Constantly talking about how everyone loves and adores them, in the hopes her current audience will buy her lies and also thinks she's something. But deep down, she feels like she's not good enough or she wouldn't need so much attention.

by HollabackGurrl April 5, 2024

rush me

Describes the action of making very quick work of something, most notably, food.

Kevin: Man, this game is going to be off the hook tonight!

Cam: Hell yeahz! But hold up brah. Pull into this Mickey Ds over here right quick. I gotz to rush me a Happy Meal!

by drkato September 4, 2009