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Cheese Churning

During penetration, cheese churning is the act of physically rotating your penis inside of your partner 360 degrees, usually involving the whole body rotating along with it. After ejaculation, the churned semen resembles that of butter or cheese, not to be mistaken for dick cheese.
cheese churning is my favorite sexual act
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Cheese-farming

When you're too cheap (or too poor) to buy any new condoms so you recycle your old ones, allowing the multiple deposits of man-milk that have built up over time to create numerous types and consistencies of cock-cheese. #cockcultures #maturedmanmilk
The girl John took home from the bar told him she was fine with cheese-farming because "even a condom filled with old cum was better than having a baby from a one-night stand".
by redhairetc June 1, 2018
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cheese-lettuce

A type of fungus on your testicles.
Quinn: Whats that on your testicles Henrique?
Henrique: Its just some cheese-lettuce.
by Nisesh August 10, 2019
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Recreational Cheese

A cheese that is not used as an ingredient nor a topping, but merely as a stand alone snack. Best when paired with Franzia or something else that is equally as high-brow. Occasionally greeted with crackers or a baguette.
I do not feel like wings and beer tonight. I'd love to relax with a glass of Chillable Red and some slivers of Havarti or another recreational cheese.
by The Stafford Executive October 20, 2011
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I'm cheesed

A phrase to express how upset you are. Usually used in a playful but sincere way.
"I'm cheesed. The coach made me run three extra laps when I did nothing"
by Ryarissa Shipper August 23, 2018
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hand-cheese

When a guy jacks off and he doesnt clean himself up afterwards so his cum turns into hand cheese.
Don't touch that guy or else you might get his hand-cheese on you!
by theblacksheep February 22, 2009
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frumunesan cheese

Vanille looked in the mirror to find frumunesan cheese on her forehead and around her lips. A hoe fo sho...
by yo pimp, mua fucka April 30, 2010
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