Urban Dictionary

A post-fap website frequented by amateur etymologists and linguists who are, ironically, not cognizant of the words "etymology" or "linguist." The website allows anonymous contributors to act on the misguided belief that their defintion of topical jargon or slang will prove that they are as funny as Adam Sandler.

As soon as I peel this Kleenex off my fingers, I'm going to write an entry on Urban Dictionary definining my slang term for vagina.

by Etymangler February 28, 2011

Urban Botanist

n. Slang for someone who sells marijuana in an open market, often a metropolitan area.

"Yo yo, you know where I can find an Urban Botanist around here? I need some trees."

by Troy M. December 18, 2005

Urban Nigger

A black person that dresses with expensive clothing.

Look at that urban nigger like she got money.

by Niggermaker October 1, 2015

urban penguin

The art of waddling through the hood with you pants around your ankles

I was urban penguin(ing) through Brooklyn and i got stabbed yesterday.

by Steveo1929 March 9, 2015

urban doorbell

When someone from the inner city is too lazy to get out of the car and knock on the front door of a house they honk their horn.

Tyrone rang the urban doorbell on his Escalade when he came to pick me up the other night.

by cbag December 3, 2007

Urban-itch

-the sudden itch to post a word on urban dictionary generally resulting in a stupid, unoriginal, and or dumbfuck word with a very low thumbs up to thumbs down ratio...

"Yea...Bova had urban-itch he just posted boomed on"

"Moron..."

by Dillown March 6, 2008

urban dictionary

Your on it bitch

how do you find the urban dictionary

your on dumbass

by princ3ss.alex January 27, 2017