Thanksgiving Turkey

; When a male takes his erected cock and balls and puts them under neath his anus and shitting hole. His cheerful playmate then goes under and begins to suck on the ball sack and shaft, when the time is right the male will shit out of his anus hole and make it go on the sucker...that is the stuffing of the turkey.

1. "Hey eliot do you want to have a thanksgiving turkey?"
2. "I wish i was a guy so I could do a thanksgiving turkey!"

by conraddontyouknow September 20, 2009

turkey knuckle

One who knuckles the turkey

"Hey tell that guy to stop that turkey knuckle stuff, it aggitates the turkeys!"

by sandra and john November 8, 2007

turkey baster

When 20-somethin male bangs his friend's super fat mom and fills with little monsters.

"Fat old lady turkey; baster young male"
"Brandon has many times proven to be a turkey baster."

by poly4 August 30, 2013

cold turkey

What your dinner tastes like before you cook it

Turkey tastes better warm than cold

by claustrophobic chicken February 3, 2005

Jive Turkey

someone who talks trash or junk

Ed: Hey sweetie how you feelin'?
Lady: Fine
Ed: Fine lookin'? or Feelin'?
Lady: Both

by Eddie June 30, 2003

Turkey Sandwich

Date Rape

Bones: What did you do last night?

Mark: I took Brooke out for a turkey sandwich

by Bizzlejuice November 3, 2008

penis turkey

the excess skin between the base of your shaft and your sack.

Penis turkey: Gobble gobble

by ggcuhgul January 21, 2010