Stuy Eye

When your perception of female attractiveness takes a nosedive after spending too much time at Stuyvesant High School, where the beauty gene is rarer than one of the Stuyvesant alums getting less than a 1500 on the SAT.

Stuyvesant Student: Hey, that girl is pretty cute, I think I might talk to her.

Normal Person: That’s a gorilla jerking off. You definitely got Stuy Eye.

by cockgobblertesticlesuckler September 23, 2023

barber eye

Barber eye is when you are cutting hair, specifically shorter ones, and you see every little detail possible in the haircut.

Before i went to barbering school I didn't have that barber eye to see the details.

by Ybieca January 20, 2021

Pizza Eye

A pizza delivery person with crossed eyes that can drive and watch the road while at the same time identifing an address to deliver his pizza.

Dave has a handyman that does yard work for him that has pizza eye. He can cut the grass and watch the dogs at the same time.

by OneBigDaddy September 19, 2018

Pork Eye

When you get pork in your eye, but it don’t sting.

Hey bill! I just got Pork Eye.

by NoFace1974 April 18, 2023

under-eye

To refuse to make eye contact.

The dude was talking to me, but he under-eyed me the whole time.

by Word Hound Nazi July 8, 2014

frogs eye

A big gay bulge

Zac Effron always has a Frogs Eye

by Major Thottie November 11, 2018

eye quickie

When you and a passer-by eye fuck each other.

The first time we saw each other we had an eye quickie as we passed each other.

by DJKiwi July 25, 2018