dave yelverton

A person who typically works in a petrol station or garage.

“What do you work as?” “Oh he works as a dave yelverton”

by Trolley911 November 29, 2017

Dave Grohl

Best known for 3 things

1. Nirvana's forner drummer
2. Lead vocalist for Foo Fighters
3. Being the nicest rockstar

Dave Grohl is the G.O.A.T.

by UltimateDoge January 7, 2025

Dave

Dave
/dāv/
noun | verb | exclamation

An experienced mechanic and all-around legend. Known for being helpful, hardworking, and having the best intentions — but somehow, through no logical sequence of events, will always be involved when something goes inexplicably sideways.

The human embodiment of mechanical chaos theory. If a tool is going to vanish, a truck’s wiring loom is going to spontaneously combust, or a PTO cable ends up in a tree — Dave was probably nearby. No one knows how. Not even Dave.

Used as a curse or cry of disbelief, especially when something has gone so irreversibly pear-shaped that only yelling “DAVVVVVEEEEEEE” at full volume can express the full emotional weight.

Examples:
“Why is the hoist stuck halfway and playing the radio backwards?”
“Mate… Dave was on it.”

Toolbox just fell through the floor again — DAVVVVVEEEEEEE!!!

by RiffRaff22 August 4, 2025

Dave

This name is used for people heavily addicted to squirrels.

Dave: SQUIRREL!
Alex: Chill Dave its only a squirrel.

by .iausdgbfyuihjbsdvfuisdhfvb August 18, 2021

R2-Dave

Better mechanics and Zac’s teachers of the years

R2-Dave are the best mechanics ever and teach Zac everything he knows.

by Garrettt729999 March 5, 2025

The Dave Way

The very best way of doing something. Possibly the greatest way of doing anything ever.

I think we should use a pressure washer with 5K roto tips to clean this filth off the wall... Nope The Dave Way says 36 grit sand paper and fan tips is better.

by Nerdsloth April 17, 2022

Dave

To evacuate a large amount of waste; to dump

I need to take a huge Dave

by Bildo June 15, 2022