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Joe Kirk

Joe Kirk decided to stop kicking the small child's ass with his awesome lightsaber and return to doing his homework.
by Randy Hurst May 5, 2010
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joe frankham

A term used to refer to a good hearted, stubborn, but friendly person with an incredibly unhealthy interest in Rooster Teeth and cosplaying.
Every friendship group needs a Joe Frankham.
by flobadobadobIamhavingastroke January 31, 2015
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Joe Mama

If you’re here today, chances are that you’ve been subjected to this brilliantly planned insult. It is derived from the popular saying Yo Mama.
It’s normally installed when attacker mentions the name Joe, and victim asks who this mysterious Joe is. The attacker will then smoothly hit with “JOE MAMA”, ripping the victim to threads.
Intellectuals will perform this simple counter attack:
When attacker mentions Joe, victim will ask if he’s related to Candice. When attacker asks who Candice is, victim(no longer victim) will shoot back “CANDICE DICK FIT IN JOE MAMAS ASS!”
This hit is therefore critical.
Scenario one:
Person 1- “Hey, do you know Joe?”
Person 2- “Joe who?”
Person 1- “JOE MAMA!! LOLLL!!L!!LL!!!”
Person 2- *proceeds to fling self off cliff*

Scenario two:
Person 1- “Hey, do you know Joe?”
Person 2- “Oh, is he related to Candice?”
Person 1- “Candice who?”
Person 2- “cANDICE DICK FIT IN JOE MAMAS ASS!!!!”
Person 1- *ultimate damage critical hit*
by dylanthedino October 30, 2019
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Ranger Joe

A party-goer, usually a male, that has too much to drink and prevents others from hooking up with women. Usually the interference includes repeated yells that interrupt other's attempts to get with women.
That kid is definitely Ranger Joeing it tonight.

"I am Ranger Joe!! Fuckoffffff Ya Cunt!!!"

Look at Ranger Joe- quite the interesting spill on his shorts.
by RS Group Officer May 23, 2010
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joe the plumber

the surprise star of the 3rd and final presidential debate of 2008.
"hey, joe, you're rich! congratulations!"

-john mccain, speaking to joe the plumber.
by lilyjane October 15, 2008
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joe dempsie

Who plays Chris, from skins on UKs channel 4. Hes a bit hot.
by Dora.ishh July 12, 2007
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Joe Harted

Used to be good before disappearing off the face of the planet.

Examples include: Woolworths, Daniel Bedingfield and Arsenal football club
Q: Whatever happened to Tina from S Club 7
A: Totally Joe Harted
by Keeponsmiling January 25, 2021
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