That is not my job

It’s another word for oh hell na it’s originated from Nickelodeon drake and josh’s manger Helen

Lottie-“Get my food”
Chelsey-“That is not my job “

by ChelseyandLottie.xo May 17, 2019

Dick Job

Two guys using their dicks to jerk off another guys dick (essentially sandwiching a penis between two penises)

Man those hot dudes gave me a good dick job

I gave my grandpa a sick job last night

by Robert (The Daddy) Armstrong May 25, 2022

B.O Job

When you are doing a girl, and she get's all sweaty. You then do her armpit.
This is the pre-move to a Canker Cleaner.

Me : Last night I got a B.O Job!

Friend1: I totally wish I was you!

by 413X J4M35 January 22, 2009

Bonnet Job

The art of pleasuring a man using hands, whilst utilizing the bonnet of a car as a support for the man, without being caught by the owner. See also Auto-Erotica.

"Did you see Emma give that bonnet job earlier?" "I heard Tom got an amazing bonnet job" "There's an arse print on that Corsa, reckon someone's had a bonnet job?"

by Beef Horse April 4, 2015

vibe job

Putting your phone on vibrate and resting it on your gens while in a text conversation.

Lucy: "I hate you, and I'm never gonna do anything for you ever again."

Murphy: "Well aren't you wrong, your giving me a vibe job right now."

by newschannel June 10, 2009

Tob Job

A job done by a silent or mute guy, where he sucks on your smallest toe, then spits in your eye.

Male 1: How much for a Tob Job?

Mute Male: (Signs for $300)

by TOBE JOBE May 8, 2011

crotch job

tight shorts usually worn for gym class. They have no pockets to store anything and no zipper. They're usually red in color, sometimes blue. They hug your butt cheeks as well.

Johnnie has those red crotch job shorts on again. He's gonna have to pull them down if he needs to take a whizz.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice May 6, 2009