Dort Lesbian

Someone who enjoys having there naked behind slapped by a penis. Anyone can be a Dort Lesbian, maybe even you. The sole who does the slapping, is Dubbed a "Penguin".

Damn that Penguin is whacking that Dort Lezzers ass like there aint no tomorrow

by Jack Nicholson June 9, 2004

pseudo-lesbianism

An interaction between two heterosexual female friends that causes them to appear to be lesbian partners. Very enjoyable for all.

Maddie and I began massaging each other's tits in Taco Bell, causing others to stare with awe at our pseudo-lesbianism.

by UnderscoremyTilde December 23, 2008

lesbian ketchup

the term used in gay bars and restaurants to refer to ranch dressing

I'd like a side of fries with lesbian ketchup.

by That1uhate April 27, 2017

Lesbian

The thing all the girls are as soon as I ask them out or express interest in them. And then a week later they are dating an alcoholic named chaz

Me: Her (Insert gorl name here)), I have had a crush on you for a while now, and I was thinking maybe we could grab a bite to eat later.

Gorl: Sorry am lesbian

Me :(

by (insert-name-here) February 12, 2021

chapstick lesbian

A lesbian who falls somewhere between a lipstick lesbian and a bull dyke lesbian. Sporty, somewhat to very feminine, not into a lot of makeup (hence the chapstick) but you can still tell it's a girl.

That girl is really cute in a 'girl next door' kind of way. Wait is she holding that girl's hand? Oh, she's one of those chapstick lesbians.

by wilsoner August 10, 2009

Gay-Lesbian

Straight sexually. A funny play with words. If a man is gay and lesbian, he's straight.

Most times geared toward metrosexuals as well. Rarely Bi.

Guy: I need to go shopping for a Christina Agulara CD
Gurl: You are so gay
Guy: I am not. I love my gurlfriend.
Gurl: Fine....You are so gay-lesbian.

by Tyleya November 7, 2008

lesbian princess

Erika Danielle James or someone who smells like jelly fish and tator tots

-originated by: Zella Kilgore

damn, that bitch is a lesbian princess. she's kewl

by zellakilgore July 13, 2014