Fish hand

The act of shaking a father’s hand moments after finger banging his daughter.

At Thanksgiving I met my future father in law and gave him the ol’ fish hand.

by Rusty From El Reno November 20, 2020

Pocket Hand

(Noun) A term used to describe the first two cards that are dealt to an individual player, by the dealer, in Texas Hold'em.

My pocket hand was an eight and a two; I'm probably going to fold if anyone raise.

by OlFashioned November 14, 2013

lend a hand

to help someone

"Hey buddy. I need to go lend a hand." I said

by basge January 5, 2016

handful of grapes

A handful of yo man's balls

Brittany reached down Dustin's pants, and got a handful of grapes.

by Dimebag Harrell June 27, 2008

hand pistol

calling hand pistol gives the caller first choice in selecting which back seat in a car the caller rides in. see shotgun

bob: shotgun.
steve: i called it first.
bob: then i got hand pistol.
jon: i already called it.
bob: then im screwed.

by daveyand April 19, 2008

Hand Steamer

Receiving a handjob on a cold Alaskan morning while driving a vehicle, which results in the creation of steam, visible to other drivers

"Dude I totally saw your mom giving your dad a hand steamer last weekend!"

by AK Dave October 18, 2008

Broadband Hand

RSI injury sustained to the hand due to prolonged pleasuring of one’s self whilst surfing the interweb.

1 - My hand is killing me!
2 - Why's that?
1 - Broadband hand innit, was on bigotters.com too long!

by FLANMJF October 26, 2005