Cream Bomb

Noun, verb: Following the completion of a satisfactory session of fellatio, the receiver of the semen puffs their cheeks out and pushes them together a la John Belushi in Animal House, forcing the semen out between said receiver's lips with explosive force.

"Judy cream bombed me last night and totally ruined my new Ed Hardy T-Shirt."

by Kindsey Lingus May 19, 2012

Cream Crusher

When a girl sits on your lap and you bust like whooops

Guy 1:Dude you see that girl over there?
Guy 2: Yeaaah.
Guy 1: Yeah, ass so fat she's a cream crusher.
Guy 2: Forreal man?
Guy 1: Yeeeaaaah.

by Mayday_and_Men January 19, 2014

soup cream

eddie forgot it so we couldnt have the onion dip

we had no dip for the chips cause eddie didnt bring the soup cream.

by JeJoFaFrToJo December 26, 2007

Cookies & Cream

When a black guy creampies a white girl.

Tyrone: I gave Katie some Cookies & Cream.

by Malware. January 11, 2019

cream robbin

when your doing the best you've ever done in a video game and no one can compete with your skills

i was straight up cream robbin that game of geometry wars.

by squallly! November 28, 2010

Sweet Creams

A cream pie on a sleeping person's face.

She fell asleep halfway through, so I wished her Sweet Creams.

by Aanonnnnn February 13, 2017

crispy cream

Term for a Caucasian person extremely sun burnt. Because they are 'burnt to a crisp' and cream is white.

Crispy cream crispy cream

by laclaclaclaclaclac July 27, 2010