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Cock Salute

Whilst standing at attention, instead of raising your straightened hand to your eyebrow, or tip of you hat, you lower it to the tip of your woman pleaser. A great way to show respect amongst other bros, or in the military, a way of disrespecting a female officer.
EX.1: LT Garcia got pretty pissed when I gave her the cock salute this morning on the pier, damn bitch got me on extra duty now.

EX.2: As you approach Ron Jeremy, the only true way to show your respects is to render a cock salute, and carry on your day.
by seed323 February 25, 2010
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cock guzzler

The art of being able to shove and swallow whole cocks (cockerels) within a short time
"Look at that elephant god... He swallowing all those cocks at once... He must be one of those cock guzzlers I told you about"
by curry cums out of my jab end February 24, 2015
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Shit-cocked

A phrase used to describe a state of excessive drunkenness.

Also smashed, hammered, blitzed, wasted, shitfaced, crunked, etc.
Wow, Billy got shit-cocked last night.
by JohnCap May 17, 2006
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Fart cock

To blow a penis from an asshole with full force. Most always followed with a side of jizz or a couple of butt nuggets. Alos called the "fart dick"
"MariLou, no more fart cock after breakfast. I pulled back a butterbean!"
by Papacoon January 8, 2009
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cock mania

A large gathering of cocks in which the cocks duke it out to see who's cock can become top cock.
Call Andy and see if he wants to attend cock mania this week.
by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008
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Cock Squad

Crew of idiotic young suburban males. Usually dressed to the nines in the finest apparel Abercrombie and Eagle has to offer. Invariably rude and condescending. Individuals rarely separate from the squad proper, preferring the safety of their collective to the crushing anxiety of social interaction sans-clique. They can be spotted with either butch-waxed, buzzed or Fagotty Andy ragdoll hair, and, sometimes Lacrosse gear. Be warned, if invited to a party, they will finish all alcoholic beverages on the premises, then puke all over your mothers macrame work. The moniker "cock squad" finds its truest expression in the bareback anal orgies that frequently follow a night's drinking. All-around fun guys. A real bunch of asshole amigos.
"Break out the Natty Ice and hide your brothers. The cock squad is en route to this social gathering, me hardies."
by The Blue Avenger March 6, 2009
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Crown Cock

The result of consuming a plethora of Crown Royal & cokes, a porn star like ability to remain erect indefinitley without being able to ejaculate.
Dude I fucked that girl like a porn star for an hour and half, and thanks to the crown cock I never did cum. She did call me back every day for a week though.
by The nasty one November 6, 2007
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