Window potato

Gay men put a potato on their window sill when they want to suck a dick. This makes it easier for other gays to know which house to go to for blowjobs.

"Our neighbor has a window potato, he must be thirsty for the D tonight."

by Poutinequeen April 8, 2016

window's kiss

When you're taking a shit and the tip of your dick touches the inside of the porcelain rim.

So very skeeved out right now. I was dropping bombs and just felt the window's kiss.

by Pluggy Poo February 24, 2014

window-warm

A deceptive weather phenomenon, where indoors and behind sealed windows it feels quite warm, but outside it feels windy and quite cold.

Man1:"Why are you wearing a t-shirt? It's cold out here."

Man2:"It's window-warm, it was sweating in the car."

by chicago_citizen May 25, 2011

Family Window

A program on a computer screen, usually a word processing document that someone switches to when a family member enters the room. This is most often a cover-up when someone is actually browsing a website of pornographic nature.

Dude, I can hear mom's footsteps! Switch from Filthy Farm Animals to the Family Window!

by afronova May 16, 2008

Windows 98

"Critical errors are the result of you asshats deleting system files" <--- But umm it crashed on clean Install. =/

Unstable P.O.S

by =/ June 15, 2003

window licker

(so i've heard) Birmingham-esque for a resident from Tamworth ('brums' overspill town from the '70's)

Yam not won o' dem Windaw Lickers frum Tam'f are yao ?

by Anonymous July 9, 2003

window licker

Spas, Spastic, Spakka.

Bruno, Claudio, Forest Gump, Window Licker.

by Bruno the Clown August 1, 2006