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Urban Dictionary

A website where people are supposed to put definitions for internet slang or any slang, but is instead used to write down butthurt comments or strong opinions about the topic instead of a legitimate definition.
Person 1: What does emo mean?
Person 2: I dunno, we should search it on Urban Dictionary.

Person 3: No no, guys. Urban Dictionary is shit. Just ask actual people for a definition.
Person 1 and 2: Thanks!
by Superslime88 May 25, 2015
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Urban Dictionary

A website that had great potential until preteens came and took over writing about boys/girls who broke they’re heart and how terrible they are.
“(insert name here) broke my heart, I better put it on urban dictionary. Here’s everything wrong with them and btw this example pertains to everyone else who has this name.“
by Name4567 May 9, 2018
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A bunch of fucking idiots that keep rejecting the articles that i put hard work on.
"I'm trying to define a word but the Urban Dictionary retards keep rejecting my shit"
by SCP Foundation December 27, 2016
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Urban Dictionary is a website full of crappy definitions of random words. Anyone can post the meanings of words and those definitions are usually based on memes or implying sexual words/meanings.
*a long conversation between a girl and her dumb ex*
Boy: Where do you find all those crappy meanings of words?
Girl: Didn't I already tell you a few seconds ago? OR DO YOU HAVE SHORT-TERM MEMORY LOSS?
Boy: Of course not! But how did you find that sentence? The one that described me so well? That same place?
Girl: I found them on Urban Dictionary, duh. WHAT DO YOU THINK? DO YOU THINK I FOUND THEM IN YOUR MATH TEXTBOOK?
Boy: How are those definitions defining me like CRAZY?
Girl: WHY WOULD YOU NOT KNOW? UGH. YOU ARE AN IDIOT. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TALKED TO YOU THE FIRST TIME WE MET. I NEVER LOVED YOU, JUST IN CASE YOU DIDN'T KNOW!

*Now read the whole thing backwards (starting from 'WHY WOULD YOU NOT KNOW?') LMAO <3
by cosmic_dreamer_111 July 11, 2023
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Hell as a website. Literally 99 percent of the "definitions" are about sex, horny piss babies.
Person 1: 'i searched insert random word on urban dictionary and turns out it's actually a sex position'
Person 2: 'huh? I thought it was a insert what it actually is, but alright.'
by SouHiyoriSimp January 24, 2021
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There's an entire post about male tears actually being semen, it's on urban dictionary. - Dhruv
by Probably Notmyrealname September 30, 2018
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A very very inaproppriate dictionary
by syjkl June 6, 2018
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