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Ur pener a schemer

When someone says that their penis is not the size it actually is you say "your pener a schemer". This indicates that their penis is really small.
Ur mom: My penis is so mf big
Your dog: Your pener a schemer
Ur mom: *fucking cries and admits that her penis is actually inverted*
by Mommi.marco May 18, 2018
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ur sisters a mister

An insult that you can use instead of ur mom gay or ur dad lesbian.
Bob: Hey Steve ur mom gay
Steve: Oh yeah? Well ur dad lesbian
Bob: Ur sisters a mister
Steve: *all brain cells explode and Steve fucking dies*
by Franklin521 May 28, 2018
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ur gramp tramp

one of the worst insults you could give a man, far worse than “ur mom gay”, “ur dad lesbian” and “ur granny tranny”. using this will end someone
ryan: ur mom gay
paul: no u
ryan: well, UR GRAMP TRAMP
paul: *dies*
by moistduck May 10, 2018
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ur moms cooch

when a place is very barren and lifeless
*enters a desert*

bruh it’s like ur moms cooch in here
by ur moms cooch February 12, 2020
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Ur grandpap a trap

The ultimate roast, conquers ur granny tranny. Be warned, is lethal so use with caution
John: ur granny tranny
Rick: ur grandpap a trap
John:*every atom in his body is violently ripped apart causing an explosion that knocks out a city block*
by SomeSturgeonKid May 11, 2018
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ur momr dobs

ur momr dobs
by ben acker January 3, 2021
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ur pap a trap

in an attempt to combat the all powerful combat cars, such as "ur nanny tranny" and "ur sister a mister," ancient magic weilders all joined together to craft this all powerful trap card.

if this card is in your deck, it is only to be activated when "ur nanny tranny" or better has been played against you. the opponent no longer exhists, nor ever had, in order to protect the wielder.
Joseph: Ur granny tranny
Carlos: Ur sister a mister
Joseph: you fool! you have activated my trap card: "Ur Pap a Trap"

*time temporarily pauses as the universe equalizes itself out. the opponent previously known as Carlos dissapears from before him, and no living being reckognizes the name. the "Ur Sister a Mister" card is no longer applied, for the user never exhisted.
by Total_desolation May 11, 2018
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