A person who spends an inappropriate amount of time and effort flattering or pander to their in-laws in order to gain their approval.
In its worst form, an in-law fluffer seeks the attention of their in-laws at the expense of their partner.
Implies that the person is fluffing their in-laws; sexually pleasuring them to keep them aroused.
In its worst form, an in-law fluffer seeks the attention of their in-laws at the expense of their partner.
Implies that the person is fluffing their in-laws; sexually pleasuring them to keep them aroused.
Example 1. Woman- I was talking to your dad today and thought how much he would enjoy the game on sat night. I told him he could have our tickets.
Man - What? You have become a real in-law fluffer since that bad holiday last spring.
Example 2. Why did you get flowers for my sister? Quit fluffing her, she already thinks you are a spaz.
Man - What? You have become a real in-law fluffer since that bad holiday last spring.
Example 2. Why did you get flowers for my sister? Quit fluffing her, she already thinks you are a spaz.
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by Kevin shitxa April 25, 2017
Get the law and orderphobia mug.The Curve Law states that if someone is ghosted by another individual, they will inevitably lose interest.
Person 1: Hey, did you hear that Jimmy was rejected?
Person 2: Yeah, the girl who he liked was taken, so he followed the Curve Law.
Person 2: Yeah, the girl who he liked was taken, so he followed the Curve Law.
by Mshiro November 4, 2020
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- David DeWitt (Twitter @TheRevDeWitt)
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Commenter 1: ... and that's why we need equal rights protection under the law.
Commenter 2: DeWitt’s Law in three, two, one...
Commenter 3: You damn Democrats, stop wanting to shove your gays down my children's throats!
Commenter 2: Ding!
Commenter 2: DeWitt’s Law in three, two, one...
Commenter 3: You damn Democrats, stop wanting to shove your gays down my children's throats!
Commenter 2: Ding!
by Pennarin October 3, 2014
Get the DeWitt’s Law mug.Named after Sinn Féin leader, Gerry Adams. Similar to Goodwin's law, this variation is an Irish version. When a topic is mentioned by an Irish person or on an Irish forum, as the length of the discussion grows, the probability approaches one that
(1) the IRA, Sinn Féin, "the troubles", Northern Ireland or The Irish Civil War will be mentioned.
(1) the IRA, Sinn Féin, "the troubles", Northern Ireland or The Irish Civil War will be mentioned.
What the hell, this forum title was about New Zealand planning on changing their flag and a mere 5 posts in, Adam's Law strikes!
by blueswannabe April 19, 2014
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I tried to fix my scratched halo 3 disc and after a while I ended up cracking it. Therefore, I have arrived at the second possible outcome of Barnham's law.
by Xicer October 9, 2008
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