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In-Law Fluffer

A person who spends an inappropriate amount of time and effort flattering or pander to their in-laws in order to gain their approval.

In its worst form, an in-law fluffer seeks the attention of their in-laws at the expense of their partner.

Implies that the person is fluffing their in-laws; sexually pleasuring them to keep them aroused.
Example 1. Woman- I was talking to your dad today and thought how much he would enjoy the game on sat night. I told him he could have our tickets.

Man - What? You have become a real in-law fluffer since that bad holiday last spring.

Example 2. Why did you get flowers for my sister? Quit fluffing her, she already thinks you are a spaz.
by MonkeyLordGarth November 29, 2011
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chaotic lawful

having a strict moral code, but it is so confusing no one can figure out what it is
Person: if your parents had an alignment, what would it be
another person: definitely chaotic lawful.
by -the skunk July 31, 2020
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DeWitt’s Law

"The strange cousin to Godwin’s Law ... that equal marriage rights can rarely be discussed by conservatives without a double entendre eventually being deployed typically related to something being shoved down someone’s throat"
- David DeWitt (Twitter @TheRevDeWitt)
Commenter 1: ... and that's why we need equal rights protection under the law.
Commenter 2: DeWitt’s Law in three, two, one...
Commenter 3: You damn Democrats, stop wanting to shove your gays down my children's throats!
Commenter 2: Ding!
by Pennarin October 3, 2014
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The Curve Law

The Curve Law states that if someone is ghosted by another individual, they will inevitably lose interest.
Person 1: Hey, did you hear that Jimmy was rejected?

Person 2: Yeah, the girl who he liked was taken, so he followed the Curve Law.
by Mshiro November 4, 2020
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Adam's Law

Named after Sinn Féin leader, Gerry Adams. Similar to Goodwin's law, this variation is an Irish version. When a topic is mentioned by an Irish person or on an Irish forum, as the length of the discussion grows, the probability approaches one that

(1) the IRA, Sinn Féin, "the troubles", Northern Ireland or The Irish Civil War will be mentioned.
What the hell, this forum title was about New Zealand planning on changing their flag and a mere 5 posts in, Adam's Law strikes!
by blueswannabe April 19, 2014
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Non-laws

The term used for a significant other's family when you aren't married.
"Man my non-laws suck. All her dad wants to do is watch football"
by Dr. ThunderBeast January 21, 2015
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Dowlings law

A law that is simplified and is able to be used through out gas equations.
P1V1/N1T1=P2V2/N2T2 this the the Dowlings law in simplest form
by Student66 May 10, 2014
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