golden bulging

The act of a well behaved group of men or women who derive sexual excitement from urinating on the protruding midriff of a pregnant woman.

Not to be confused with orange bulging which is being caught stealing oranges from the market and much less sexy.

“Roddard? Isn’t Ginger almost at term now? Shouldn't we invite the clan round for a spot of golden bulging before she pops?”

by Rodhard hardcastle November 27, 2017

Golden Sauna

When taking a piss in a porta-a-john on a cold night and the steam from it rises up and hits you.

"Hey, smell me"

"Why?"

"I just took a golden sauna"

by Proto314 September 26, 2017

Golden Pass

The golden pass is what you theoretically "give" your partner letting them do anything to you in the bedroom and you can't say no or stop them

Guy 1: Dude I got the golden pass and we had the greatest sex ever!

Guy 2: Damn bro! You're lucky

by FuckingInSecret August 16, 2017

golden food

Used to describe various gas station hot food options which range in color from light brown to true brown. Typically observed in translucent warming boxes, golden food encompasses many edibles which include, but are not limited to: chicken strips, corn dogs, burritos, pizza sticks, onion rings, french fries, crispitos, jojos, jalapeno poppers, taquitos, chicken-on-a-stick, etc. Gas stations of the western United States are renowned for their varied selections due to the limited food options in rural areas; however, golden food can be found in most gas stations in all 50 states.

deep fried corn dogs gas station mini-mart fast food corn dogs are a type of golden food

by Stcherb July 19, 2013

golden girl

The formal act of shaming, by full-screening a Youtube video, typically of the popular television show Golden Girls, for leaving one's laptop unlocked, whilst attending to physical matters.

etymology: Explorys, circa 2012

Yo... he just left his computer unlocked:
we should golden girl him.

by deekim October 28, 2019

Golden Mole

The process of going down on a girl blindfolded with your hands tied behind your back.

Paris Hilton's new viral video features her getting a Golden Mole.

by BallerShotCaller21 February 13, 2017

Golden Corgi

The beautiful phenomenon of only having to use a single wipe after pinching off a turd.

- How was your dump, bro?

- Cracking thanks bud, it was a golden corgi.
- Sweeeeet

by AJF Calvetron February 7, 2010