Taco Seasoning

Some weird thing the United States invented to season the meat they put in their wannabe tacos which in no way resemble real tacos in appearance or flavor.

Weird taco tasting powder

US: *uses taco seasoning

Mexico: WTF is this shit?!

by megan3.0 October 13, 2016

Taco Carnival

A description of a party, bar, dance floor etc which is overly populated by women.

The opposite of a Sausage Fest.

Dude 1: "Man, there are a lot of chicks here tonight!"
Dude 2: "Yep, its a real taco carnival"

by Baris-tah November 16, 2011

taco muff

camel toe seen on some women.

check out her taco muff!

by ja'mie kingly May 22, 2010

Glossy taco

It's a clear nail polish which is known as a glossy taco which is better to say and let the holo rule the world!!!!

Paint your nail with a glossy taco

by Holo4ever1234 January 4, 2018

Cotton Taco

When you first get your period and you're not aware of your vagina so you just wedge the tampon between your labia.

I was 13 and had no instruction before my first period and gave myself a cotton taco.

by Bootsie Barker Bites September 24, 2016

Not Taco Approved

If you are reading this you are Not Taco Approved

You are added to the list. You will always be Not Taco Approved

by TacoLopez March 14, 2019

juicy taco

when an uncircumcised male ejaculates in between a hoe's butt cheeks and then eats her asshole

"Man, I ate a really juicy taco last night with Denise. Twice!"

by buttstuf68 July 19, 2015