Take the gas pipe

Committing suicide by inhaling methane gas from heating pipes or ovens. A more common suicide method in the earlier 20th century. Also used as a way to tell somebody off.

Aunt Angie was so depressed when she found out about Uncle Charlie cheating on her that she took the gas pipe.

You're really getting on my nerves. Why don't you go take the gas pipe?

by Trainwreck708 January 14, 2013

slave to the glass pipe

addicted to crack rock

that fuckin ho...is a slave to the glass pipe

by badonakdonk butt March 29, 2007

Hot Piping Loaf

1. Poop
2. Way to insult someone else by calling them poop

"Hey, you are a hot piping loaf"
"You, Sir, Are a hot piping loaf"

by H.P. Loaves December 25, 2016

Double Pipe Classic

is the rare occurrence when you are blessed enough to both burp and fart at the same time.

Shit! Washing down that double beef and bean burrito with Coca Cola gave me the Double Pipe Classic! Most men are only lucky enough to have that but a few times in their life.

by Bee Man August 30, 2015

Pipe Me Off

"Pipe Off" or "Pipe Me Off" is a common expression used in the northern English tongue to desribe a bloke getting sucked off or receiving a blow job by a bird. It's been around for a few years most notably in the Hull and Manchester cities.

"I went round to this birds house the other night and got her to "pipe me off" it was mint!"

"Oiy you, give us a good piping"

"Could everyone stop getting piped"

by Pork Head August 30, 2011

Fresh off the pipe

A term used after having recently smoked a bowl to tell his/her sober friends that he/she is under the influence of marijuana

Friend 1: "yo dude whats going on?"

Stoner: "man I'm fresh off the pipe... And it feels so good"

by Thutton July 2, 2011

pipe the fuck down

"pipe the fuck down"

use it when anyone is being outrageous. or just doing something you find unreasonable.

Teacher: "tonight's homework is-"

Jenna: "PIPE the fuck down."

or used to dismiss unfavorable action:

*guy presses elevator button again even though you have clearly pressed it*

"PIPE the FUCK down, sir"

by ListerineMachine January 23, 2013