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Lia Marie Johnson

pervert1:dude I'd fuckin bang Lia Marie Johnson.
pervert2: Me to. Those tits
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long dick johnson

A man named Johnson who has a dick so long that it appears in his name.
There goes Long dick Johnson with his long dick again.
by Dicky boi April 24, 2017
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Ray William Johnson

Ray William Johnson is a youtuber, self proclaimed comedian and overall a useless piece of suck that doesn't deserve half of the six digit salary he makes. Most of his viewers are either swagfags or too stupid to realise all his jokes are the same of what an 11 year old would make. He hosts a show called =3 where he literally takes videos from other peoples channels without permission and just says what happens in them adding a said unfunny dirty joke. He is currently the highest subscribed channel on YouTube, proving that subscribers don't matter. He is the scum of the earth.
Swag-Fag: Hey man did you see this weeks =3? Ray William Johnson is so funny, haha fake and gay!
Person with sense: I don't watch shit.
by GeorgeLopez December 9, 2012
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Lyndon B. Johnson

The man who had a major part in the assassination of JFK. Also, he just happend to be the Vice President under JFK. A prime example of one of the many sociopaths who gain access to seats of power.
Lyndon B. Johnson sure was a douchebag, huh?
by jshade July 16, 2007
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Tyonna Rena Johnson

Tyonna Rena Johnson is one of the realist bitches out there she knows how to fight and she thicccc asf you would be sorry if u mess with her
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Zachary Owen Johnson

A man stuck in time that has seen Judgment Day and lives the rest of his life as a proselytizing monk, showing kids the way of Preterism, and his cock
Yo I just watched Zachary Owen Johnson ABSOLUTELY ANALLY RECTALLY DESTROY James in that debate
by Sexman Monarch June 12, 2019
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Big Tom Johnson

When your friend or Brother has a massive dick so long it leaves trenches in the concrete!
YOU: "Yo! you see that dude in the gym shower? "
RANDOM GUY: "Yah man, Hes a real Big Tom Johnson!"
YOU: "I know right, he broke 5 tiles on the floor!"
by Kerbangocwm May 2, 2023
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