j-sesh

a jerk-off session, the period spanning from when one begins to watch porn and until he finishes

Joe: "Hey guys, I'll be right back."
Schmoe: "Ayy, goin' for that j-sesh real quick?"
Joe: "Fuck off."

by KeithUrbanDictionary November 16, 2017

J-Loid

A woman who resembles Jennifer Lopez, especially on TV.

Any chick that looks that much like Jennifer Lopez has to be called a J-Loid!

by Burt Maass March 13, 2008

j-squat

A ridiculously obnoxious person. Someone you can't stand to be around due to an abnormally large annoyance factor.

Guy: Dude what is that j-squat doing at my party?

by ebd3 July 29, 2009

car-j

A vehicular object used for transportation of people and goods, typically to Taco Bell.

Although generally burnt orange in appearance, various car-j’s have existed and manifest into existence routinely.

Famous drivers of car-js include Joe Pesci, Sam O’Lina Gnocchi (inventor of gnocchi), and Irving R Shyster.

Ask another question and I’ll hit you with my car-j.

by R-Dave September 23, 2020

J Capp

Anything that you find dumb !

When your homies owes you money and never gives it but alway flexin on Instagram "Bro your J Capp " or Donald Trump he superrr J Cappp

by DaFamous🎉 June 4, 2020

J-Lessed

v. The act of ejaculating on someone's face unexpectedly.

"yo I just J-Lessed when I saw that pair of rockin' tits."

by a victim of a facial February 9, 2009

Momma J

The name a bunch of white boy gave me (Journey, the bestest person ever) because I'm so cool
Also because they're in denial of being into me and lowkey wanna call me mommy without being weird.

P.S. ILY Will <3

Will, Trent, Kade, etc.: Wassup Momma J!
Me: ...hi.

by He Called Me His Pretty Girl<3 April 28, 2022