Your Dad

A non-existent thing. Other people have one, but you don't. Besides your dad might be the Lorax or Antione Castillo.

Person: My dad took me camping.
You: Shut the fuck up you stupid bitch, you know I don't have a dad!
Person: Ok, Ok
You: Anyway your moms a whore, so he might not even be your dad, bitch.
Person: (Crying)

by Cocksucker96 February 1, 2023

Your mom

Its a type of person that gave birth to you and most of the time they hate you but yeah they sometimes love you but hate you more

Were did this water come from

A guy from your school "your mom"

by Your mom fan🐢 December 9, 2019

Your mum

It’s gay

Your mum gay

by Percentagex69 September 12, 2018

your dad

GONE

your dad left to get the milk

by qwertyuiop[;l,kmjnhgfdsaZxcvbn February 8, 2022

Your cappin

Something you tell your friends when they say "I got more bitches then you"

Me: I did my homework last night, Ms. Martinez
My Friend: Your cappin
Me: Nigga stfu

by Hood Lango 101 May 12, 2020

your mum

ones mother
(your mum)

oh her mum
(your mum)

by salmonpinkshirts December 30, 2019

Your Mom

GAY

YOUR MOM

GAY

by sekmem December 18, 2019