A dad who typically spends all of his actual time hanging out with his friends and cars, but in the Facebook world is all "my child is my world!" And typically shares a picture of the two of them from his one night visit out if the week.
My dad was never around growing up, but noone knew that because he was the best Facebook dad around. His Facebook dad game was strong.
by An actual parent May 22, 2019
Get the Facebook Dadmug. When you frequently stalk someone on Facebook (or other social media devices) and use their pictures for sexual entertainment
Person 1: Damn dude, did you see the bikini picture on Aubrey's Facebook page?
Person 2: Not yet, is it hot?
Person 1: Yeah man, I was Facebook Fapping to it all last night.
Person 2: Not yet, is it hot?
Person 1: Yeah man, I was Facebook Fapping to it all last night.
by Deathmuffin May 15, 2014
Get the Facebook Fappingmug. Tommy: Dude, Billy came out the closet!! That's gross man! I can't believe it!
Jake: Yeah I heard. but he's still a good guy, though. I saw him walk an old woman across the street the other day. So he's still cool in my Facebook.
Jake: Yeah I heard. but he's still a good guy, though. I saw him walk an old woman across the street the other day. So he's still cool in my Facebook.
by Galderamos December 30, 2011
Get the In my Facebookmug. An uncommon occurrence when facebook becomes unbearably slow or unavailable, which some comedians claim increases productivity in offices but in reality only results in frustration, impatience, and the f5 key gathering more fingerprints in a day than it normally does all month.
A time where hundreds of unused twitter and random forum accounts are reopened for a few minutes simply to complain about the facebook before the user returns to the f5 key.
A time where hundreds of people(?) worry about what will happen to their crops on farmville.
A time which, if extended to great lengths, could possibly lead to a social networking state of emergency.
A time where hundreds of unused twitter and random forum accounts are reopened for a few minutes simply to complain about the facebook before the user returns to the f5 key.
A time where hundreds of people(?) worry about what will happen to their crops on farmville.
A time which, if extended to great lengths, could possibly lead to a social networking state of emergency.
There was a major facebook downtime today, we thought about using the time to do something productive at work but ended up on googling stuff and spamming twitter instead.
by JiminyJoan September 25, 2010
Get the facebook downtimemug. People who take the sides of their closest friends in arguments on facebook regardless of the topic. Most commonly occurs among ex bfs/gfs and their respective cliques.
(FB Picture of Sam's Ex GF Monica grinding on some dude)
Sam: Wow, I see you've been staying classy.
Kate: HAHAHA yeah right dick, bet you wish you were him!
Claire: MONICA WAS ALWAYS TOO GOOD FOR YOUU!
Amanda: I don't feel like you have any place here Sam.
Sam: I guess not, as I see you brought your facebook backup.....
Sam: Wow, I see you've been staying classy.
Kate: HAHAHA yeah right dick, bet you wish you were him!
Claire: MONICA WAS ALWAYS TOO GOOD FOR YOUU!
Amanda: I don't feel like you have any place here Sam.
Sam: I guess not, as I see you brought your facebook backup.....
by M1lesmanifesto February 12, 2012
Get the Facebook Backupmug. When a moment happens in which somebody say's something stupid or funny that you have to post it up on facebook.
Person A: Imagine if you smoked so much that your shit smells like weed, you can just get it and smoke it again.
Person B: wtf? lmfao thats a facebook
Person B: wtf? lmfao thats a facebook
by Grandmaster5 November 16, 2010
Get the thats a facebookmug. A girl or guy (usually girl) who on facebook appears to be quite attractive typically8/10 or above , but then in real life is way below expected 6/10 .
Ben; Hey , iv been facebooking this really fit girl check her out (link)
Jim : wow shes hot !
Ben ; yea im meeting her tomorrow
NEXT DAY
Ben; OMG she was morbidly obese , what a total facebook lie !
Jim : wow shes hot !
Ben ; yea im meeting her tomorrow
NEXT DAY
Ben; OMG she was morbidly obese , what a total facebook lie !
by lucylionb February 7, 2012
Get the Facebook Liemug.