driving the bus

To be draped over a toilet ridding yourself of the last several hours of food and drink consumption.Name comes from the image of a person kneeling in front of a bowl, with arms draped around the rim, and head focused down in the vomit position, similar looking to a bus driver leaning forward with his/her arms draped around the rim of the steering wheel.

After a long night of tequila shots, Fred was driving the bus until 4 A.M.

by Bub Soda, kudos to Czyzyciewcz September 21, 2005

alpha bus

Another name for shortbus or short bus.

Not specifically meant for taking the "mentally-challenged" to and from school, but this has become the stereotype.

Ha ha! Jeff has to ride the alpha bus to school. What a retard.

by A to the P January 11, 2007

Gus Bus

The act of going to Wembley Football Stadium on the 'Gus Bus,' specifically used by Sunderland AFC fans when they reached the Final of the Capital One Cup in 2014 as their manager was Gus Poyet at the time

Sunderland football wembley Gus Bus

by SAFC fan January 25, 2014

geek bus

A Ford Econoline based handi-Van used for transporting devolopmentally disabled children to their school.

He is the dumbest kid in school,so he be taking the Geek Bus in the morning,not the regular school bus.

by RTBSTRD November 2, 2013

hot bus

bus party in a hot tub

afta some sick skeezin we git some hot bus akshun

by OldStyleDrinkingTeam March 15, 2011

Bus Vision

State of mind when traveling on a city or charter bus that prevents one from having to acknowledge the other people on the bus.

Usually displayed through looking out the window, into space or away from any other persons field of vision.

Kate: Sorry I didn't see you, I had bus vision.
Andy: It's all good, I understand.

by TransitSucks April 16, 2011

Bus wanker

A boy who masturbated on a bus

Or used as a joke

You little bus wanker

by Imsult September 16, 2018