September 5

it’s reemas birthday nigga @4pf.reema

person 1: aye guess what today is
person 2: what
person 1: September 5
person 2: ok and
person 1: nigga is reema birthday

by 4pf.reema November 28, 2019

number 5

-jack off.

-masturbate

Guy 1: Open the door!
Guy 2: Hell no! don't coming in!
Guy 1: Why?
Guy 2: Im doing number 5! stupidass

by hahayoyo October 10, 2009

jackson 5

5 Jackson electric guitars in a row.

I have my own Jackson 5 at home.

by Randy Rhoads November 10, 2006

Give it 5!

When you just can't be arsed to do anything, you are lazy as hell.
P.S. the more lazy you are, the higher the number. Some crazy people have been known to give it 35!

Jimmy: Come on Dave, let's go to our Biology lesson.
Dave: Nah, give it 5!

by Barry June 4, 2004

5 Guy

a hot girl must have at least five guys alway's around her giving her attention

Dude you don't wan her she is a 5 guy kind of girl.

by fryfry22 October 3, 2010

9-5

The hours sheep work in their shitty desk jobs. This is unfortunately the fate that Mauro Bomba will suffer after high school. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

I don’t wanna grow up and work a shitty 9-5 job I don’t like

by Tyler “Ninja” Blevins September 24, 2019

5 february

National "ask for nude and you shall receive" day
ask ANYONE for nudes on this day, and you shall receive. on GOD

guy: can i get nudes?
girl: ew no
guy: but it's National "ask for nude and you shall receive" day
girl: ohhhhhhhhhh *sends nudes* i forgot it was the 5 february

by Mothafuckrerer February 2, 2022