cheese grater

a machine that destroys blocks of cheese in seconds

allan use a cheese grater to destroy the cheese.

by r3t1k0 February 24, 2021

cheese binge

a day or period of time when you eat almost nothing but cheese; usually results in consipation

Teddy: Hey dude, wanna go on a cheese binge together?

Nick: No, I'm still stopped up from last week's binge.

by BballRob3663 March 15, 2009

Cheese Drip

When a male has sexual relations with an infected dirty beaver and aftarwards finds a thick cheesy crusty like substance driping from his penis. That substance is called Cheese Drip.

I cought cheese drip and it burns... aAOOWWw.

by Rex The Jet November 12, 2010

Mexican Cheese

When a guy is having sex with a sombrero on, then violently cums on a plate while singing with a ukelele or mandolin, which his partner then keeps in the freezer to eat on May 5th.

Dude 1: So What were you up to yesterday?
Dude 2: Man, I served my girl up some Mexican Cheese, she loved it.
Dude 1: Oh nice, is that some type of spicy cheese?
Dude 2: No. Here, look, this is the definition.
Dude 1: What the fu-

Do not contact me or my family ever again.
Dude 2: I understand.

by investigate3.11 November 4, 2018

Gangster Cheese

Think of it like “cash money” or the result of doing something badass. Like when you take a dump and it’s a no wiper, no spotter, no hand washer

“Damn that poop was gangster cheese!”

by Slippery Pimp March 1, 2021

Broccoflower cheese

Combination of Broccoli, cauliflower and cheese sauce

Who would like some broccoflower cheese

by MumziG April 18, 2020

schmegma cheese

Fermented deposits of white chunkiness on or under the foreskin of a dirty European wang. These deposits can often resemble in smell that of blue cheese crumbles or Limburger.

She gets a lot of UTI’s because her boyfriend keeps pumping his dirty schmegma cheese infested wang in her day and night.

by Shamuslovespopsicles December 21, 2018