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Kiss the Witch 

Slang within gay circles, namely religious priest who are trying to hide their homosexuality, that refers to kissing the underside of a circumcised penis. The term is used as code for beginning a "blow job" to relieve sexual tensions. Mockery of the matter is the penis head circumcized looks like a witch with a hat. This is purported to be the slang used by ghost gay leaders within the Catholic Church and has been considered "odd" and peculiar by Talk Show Host Raymond Arroyo. It is code given the dispute as to whether Sodomy is sin or whether modern science has proven sexuality transcends natural law.
"Let me heal you with my mouth and kiss the witch". Just calm down and let someone kiss the witch.
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doing a Chris Witcher 

To lose your keys and then eventually find them in an obvious place
"John, we need to go, where are your keys?"

"I'm not sure, think I'm doing a Chris Witcher"

THE Blair Witch Project (The Lonely Island to Eduardo Sanchez) 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: THE Blair Witch Project (The Lonely Island to Eduardo Sanchez)

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Trimming the witch’s broom

When you trim up the pubic hair when it’s too prickly like a witch’s brim
Hookup #1: are you ready yet?

Hookup # 2: no I’m busy trimming the witch’s broom

mutated man witch

a phrase said by infamous side character of Isaacwhy's Prank Call videos when calling a strip club.
"i heard y'all got a mutated man witch stripper..."