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home bum patty

a 'home bum's" need to shit, with nowhere to go, and not ambitions to burry it, they do it on the floor. These are normally found not too far from bum camps or bridge underpass.
Watch your feet, home bum patty to your left.
by D.K.P May 5, 2020
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Keep a kosher home

When a Jew will eat non kosher food when they're out but keeps kosher at home. An act of illogical hypocrisy but is ever so popular among secular Jews.
Dan: Alright Jim what do you want on your pizza?

Jim: Ham and pineapple please.
Dan:No Jim! That's not kosher!
Jim:Dan you don't even keep kosher! I've seen you eat bacon cheeseburgers a dozen times!

Dan:I eat non kosher out but I keep a kosher home!
Jim:That's such bullshit!
by mrperson123 January 22, 2020
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Craving the walk home

In the southern tier region of New York state (more specifically Binghamton NY, "craving the walk home" is slang or colloquial term for walking back to ones residence from a particularly far distance after either leaving a function, bar, restaurant, or friends place of residence. This activity usually happens late at night while one is intoxicated.
Person 1: hey why are you in the middle of nowhere on snapmap?
Person 2: I am obscenely plastered and I am craving the walk home back to my dorm; I will be back in an hour.
by Craver4849374832 February 13, 2023
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home improvement syndrome

This is an illness that is characterized by individuals, typically middle aged males, that are caught up in a never-ending cycle of handy man projects, many of which are not completed before the next one begins.
Ben was told he was no longer allowed to go to Home Depot after he was diagnosed with Home Improvement Syndrome by his wife. She said it was a HIS problem.
by Papa on Whidbey December 31, 2011
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Uterine Homing Device

The possibly-mythical anatomical organ that allows mothers and wives to find any lost object
Mom! Where's my homework? Use your Uterine Homing Device to find it! Or, Honey, I lost my car keys! Where are they. Turn on your Uterine Homing Device.
by Bruce Alan July 7, 2016
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Hustling at home mom

Like a Stay At Home Mom SAHM, but with side gigs or a side "hustle" to still bring in an income for her family.
I quit my job to be a hustling at home mom!
What do you do? I am a hustling at home mom!
by PrettyDebtless January 3, 2018
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Gemini Home Entertainment

An analog horror series made by Remy Abode.

Normally,in the episodes,the first part starts off as normal,then it slowly becomes more insane and creepy.The plot-

WARNING:SPOILERS!!!

The plot is about a mysterious planet called The Iris,which came and mutated Neptune.It is apparently the second planet in the System which has life.It is a living creature btw,and it sends down woodcrawlers which invade people’s homes,mostly homes with large families.The humans that are killed then get replaced by “Fake People”,which are shadows of people that act abnormal.Throughout the later episodes,Creatures appear in the sea and a disease also comes to Earth which spreads roots that invade areas.It is called “Deep Root Disease”,which can control an animal or human.Bulbs will appear on the skin,which will grow roots and make contact with the bone,therefore being able to spread with ease and take over the host.The host will be consumed and replaced with red fleshy roots,and at this point,they are no longer considered human.They are completely immobile,meaning they can not speak or move.They will turn into a nature’s mockery which is an alien like tree stump which spreads the disease to others.A bear also contracted the disease and mutated to a large mountain sized man eating monster,known as “The Wretch”.
Guy: *Idle*
Guy 2:Yo have you heard of Gemini Home Entertainment?
Guy:Yes,it is creepy as hell.
by HalalChad April 19, 2023
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