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Sleep over

When you find out your friends are gay in the least subtle way.
Hey, guys wanna have a sleep over
I could have a sleep over at my house
by I wanna fuck your mom October 31, 2018
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sleep machine

1. (n., archaic) A synonym for a white-noise generator.

2. (n.) A sleeping surface used by musicians, writers and other broke-ass twenty-somethings consisting of whatever blankets, cushions and pillows (no mattress) they can afford stuffed into a pile in the corner of a room of their apartment, as they are unable to afford a bed.
1. I can only sleep when you're gone if the sleep machine is set to waterfall, Rico.

2. Well, it's 5 AM and I've done nothing productive, time to crawl into the sleep machine and be depressed until I fall unconscious.
by Allen Wren November 21, 2010
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tactical sleeping

When you give up your favored sleeping choice to go next to the girl you like.
Ollie gave the mattress to his friend so he could sleep next to his crush. This was tactical sleeping.
by Dictionaryy October 22, 2014
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Sleep-Working

Sleep-Working happens when you haven't had your morning cup of coffee before work, which usually results in ultimate failure and/or workers compensation.
Ann: "Did you hear Neek fell off the 3-step ladder pulling an 80 pound gear from the 2nd shelf?

Jim: "That poor bastard was Sleep-Working again."
by Sleepworker April 30, 2013
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sleep whore

The physical embodyment of that which is "sleep". It can be referred to as either gender.

So many people go to sleep (visit the sleep whore) every day and its free. So not only do about 6 billion people visit the sleep whore every day, but the sleep whore is cheap too.

Sleep is a whore.
"Im very tired... Im gonna make a good old visit to the sleep whore. goodnight friend!"
by The fiddlin' sailor October 23, 2009
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Sleep Assnea

When you're a total Ass in your sleep
My boyfriend Elbowed me and pushed me of the bed when he was sleeping,His Sleep Assnea is getting worse
by Sweetmee October 31, 2018
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Sleep Drunk

The point where you are so sleepy it feels like you're drunk because you kind of are. The blood alcohol level rise in your body with a lack of proper sleep and also with out having to drink alcohol.
I feel so loopy right now from a lack of sleep. I'm so sleep drunk right now!
by Breaking_Sad August 11, 2017
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