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Big brain

Parens: Your so smart
My brain: Big brain
by Geometrydash667 February 10, 2020
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vampire brain

1. (noun) a type of brain which functions best when the Sun is out

2. -ed (verb) to have planned or thought of at night time ONLY.

3. -ed (adj) a person who has vampire brain; a person who functions best at night; a person whose brain shuts down when the suns comes out; a genius at night
Examples:

Don't talk to Harry in the morning, you won't get any good ideas from him. He has a vampire brain.

"That movie was soooo awesome! I heard it was vampire brained."

The vampire brained girl panicked. She was running out of time, the sun was about to rise and her article wasn't finished yet.
by SlightlyBipolar August 13, 2011
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Corporate Brains

When a person’s ability to critically think has declined in such a way they are only capable of identifying primary colors and understanding information in a visible trend line.
Pro Tip:

if you didn’t hit whatever metric goals Corporate Brains 🧠 set...just use a green colored scheme for presenting the numbers and make the background a bunch of upward direction diagonal lines. They’ll think you’re great 👌🏻
by ThornyRose December 22, 2020
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Banana brains

Banana brain, crazy, brain mush, brain fog
That is so banana brains. I have banana brains.
by Blacktears80 June 7, 2019
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Brain Porn

Brain Porn is any piece of information that makes you interested, curious, and ultimately smile.

It sometimes sparks a feeling of wonder when thinking about what you will be able to do with it.

Brain Porn is often found in software, TV shows, movies, articles, videos, research papers and so on.
An article about how they made the Mars Rover landing is Brain Porn!

Generative AI and the ability to create images from text is Brain Porn!

Learning a new programming language is Brain Porn!

Reading a classical music score is Brain Porn!

"How It's Made" Discovery TV show - Brain Porn!
by tool3 October 3, 2022
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Brain dead

Person 1: Bro who’s brain dead?
Person 2: Dylan
by A cat with human ears October 12, 2020
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Brain-is-on-fire

1. When a person"s worldly problems involving time or money, not to be confused with emotional/spiritual issues, reach a point where the brain can no longer function without intense consternation and worry.
1. "I am not making enough money, and I am going to run out soon, my brain-is-on-fire."

2. "Ernest can't be reached right now, he is having business troubles, his brain-is-on-fire."

3. "We need to have this finished by week's end, however, it will take much longer, our brains-are-on-fire."
by View Man March 8, 2012
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