R.J: Hey, you want to have a drink tonight bro?
Dave: I can't, my main chick is out of town and Im having dinner with my side chick and her parents.
R.J: Dinner with your Hoe-in-laws? That sucks. Have fun
Dave: I can't, my main chick is out of town and Im having dinner with my side chick and her parents.
R.J: Dinner with your Hoe-in-laws? That sucks. Have fun
by Tru Realist June 10, 2016
Get the hoe-in-lawmug. by Bitchtits October 20, 2015
Get the hoe momentmug. Nick,You have work tomorrow why aren't you sleeping it's late?
"I can wait a little longer its hoe hour and Angela just text"
"I can wait a little longer its hoe hour and Angela just text"
by Zueswouldnever October 1, 2017
Get the hoe hourmug. by CrazyCrab69 September 11, 2020
Get the hoe-holemug. by Diego_Ramos4446 June 19, 2019
Get the slay hoemug. A HOE TERM: Any word or phrase used in a sentence or as an expression where the meaning can be interpreted loosely, as loose as a hookers vagina.
Cousin 1: So, I know you've had some slight misfortunes or small mishaps in your life, I mean really, if I didn't know you or witness half of this shit, I'd think someone was making all these tiny infractions. I'd hate to see what happens if you had a big tragedy.
Me: SMALL MISHAPS?? TINY INFRACTIONS?? SLIGHT MISFORTUNES?!!! These are HOE TERMS!!! How many tiny infractions and small mishaps do I actually need to have before its considered a TRAGEDY?!!My whole adult life thus far is a big ass tragedy!! I've got more series of unfortunate events than Lemony Snicket!!!!
THUS THE BIRTH OF THE PHRASE HOE TERM!
EXAMPLE:
Girl 1: Hey, who's that girl in the picture with you??
Girl 2: Oh, I guess you can call her my "friend"
Girl 1: That's not the crazy bitch who told you your shoes were ugly then 2 days later she came to work with the same ones on??
Girl 2: Yea, I say friend "Loosely" she's crazy
Girl 1: Ahh, Hoe Term.
Ex. 2
Her: Life is what you make it, you can't live your life as aPessimist, looking at the glass as only half empty! When life gives you lemons, MAKE LEMONADE!!
Me: OH SHUT THE HELL UP!! LIfe sucks!! You know it sucks! I just lost my job!! How about you try being unemployed for a while you dick! And you suck too for trying to sugar coat it with HOE TERMS!!
Me: SMALL MISHAPS?? TINY INFRACTIONS?? SLIGHT MISFORTUNES?!!! These are HOE TERMS!!! How many tiny infractions and small mishaps do I actually need to have before its considered a TRAGEDY?!!My whole adult life thus far is a big ass tragedy!! I've got more series of unfortunate events than Lemony Snicket!!!!
THUS THE BIRTH OF THE PHRASE HOE TERM!
EXAMPLE:
Girl 1: Hey, who's that girl in the picture with you??
Girl 2: Oh, I guess you can call her my "friend"
Girl 1: That's not the crazy bitch who told you your shoes were ugly then 2 days later she came to work with the same ones on??
Girl 2: Yea, I say friend "Loosely" she's crazy
Girl 1: Ahh, Hoe Term.
Ex. 2
Her: Life is what you make it, you can't live your life as aPessimist, looking at the glass as only half empty! When life gives you lemons, MAKE LEMONADE!!
Me: OH SHUT THE HELL UP!! LIfe sucks!! You know it sucks! I just lost my job!! How about you try being unemployed for a while you dick! And you suck too for trying to sugar coat it with HOE TERMS!!
by Dark Muse September 21, 2011
Get the Hoe Termsmug. I female who goes to a bar and instead of buying her own drinks she preys on men to buy them for her and then once she receives the drink she bounces out never to be seen again! These women normally have enough in their own bank accounts, yet take advantage of the dumb male.
by R1K1 December 9, 2009
Get the Mohit-hoemug.