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Modesto Christian

A Bible based school formed in 1962 in Modesto, CA. A great education, but sadly with a price of dealing with hypocrites throughout the faculty and students.
by jadedincalifornia May 15, 2009
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christian bale

A total badass. Only stars in good movies since he actually cares about quality and not just money. The best thing England has ever given the states.
Christian Bale should totally play Solid Snake in the metal gear movie.
by doo nig September 8, 2008
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Christian Concert

Basically somebody who joins a religon to just be part of a group or scene. Somebody who goes to church just because everyone else is doing it, not for any other important reasons. These Christian Concerts also use going to church as excuses to get out of other things.
Person One: I didn't know he went to our church.
Person Two: Well he does. But he's just a Christian concert.
by Logan Johnson April 10, 2008
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Christian Emo

The act of killing oneself in hoping to go and dwell with Christ.
kyle: Wow dude, i feel really bad for you right now.

Charlie: yea.. Life just makes me really Christian Emo.
by Skepton April 15, 2009
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Good Christian

Evil doers. Anyone who feels the need to put 'good' in front of 'Christian' can only be lying. (Double negative) Good Solid Christian = Obvious criminal
Only a bunch of Good Christians would invade random, innocuous, middle eastern countries.
by Ripley1 September 29, 2006
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Christian phone

Cellphone that will not accept texts or calls from a phone owned by someone who it deems unholy.
I cant get any texts or calls from any of my stripper friends, i must have one of those christian phones.
by Jesbat February 9, 2010
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Christian Homerun

This shit is the farthest action that a child under God can do. While he waits to find a lady to take in marriage and get his dick wet all that he can do is dry hump the fucking soul out of the poor female. This typically happens when a boy of Jesus goes out for a night with the boys and gets completely bamboozled.
Brad: Yo, did you bang that jawn last night?
Ethan: nah, Just hit a quick Christian homerun.
by Ethan Porteous May 6, 2018
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