Wife

The World's most Intimidating and Frightening Entity

John: "Hold on, my wife is comming!"
Mike: ".........."

by Piggy0620 May 8, 2024

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asylum wife

Crazy ahh girlfriend.

Can't get a break cause of my asylum wife.

by asylumhusband May 31, 2024

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How's the wife?

The perfect saying that could be used in any situation.

Person 1: How's the wife?
Person 2: She took the kids.
Person 1: Good job on getting those little crotch goblins off your back.

by Codladh Beag April 7, 2021

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A girl who makes false accusations against a man. Be it him hitting her, him raping her, him sexually assaulting her, or something along the lines of that. Often for a malicious golddigging motive. Usually a big #metoo and #believeallwomen promoter. Potiphar wives are some of the most dangerous women out there due to their ability to manipulate police officers, judges, and ESPECIALLY the media with fake sob stories and no regrets for the men's lives who they screw over.

The term comes from the Bible in Genesis 39 how Potiphar's wife accused Joseph of trying to rape her and as a result, Joseph was thrown into prison. When in reality, she was 100% responsible.

Crystal Mangum is an example of a potiphar wife.

by thenextbojizzle March 10, 2025

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hag wife

hag wife is when you are "past" the struggle and just want to chill hard and eat pizza.

I was going to go out on Friday night, but realised I was a hag wife

by CGnotes March 22, 2025

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Trad wife

A woman who lives a traditional lifestyle in which the man or husband is the provider and protector, and the woman or wife is responsible for maintaining the household, and raising their children.

Sometimes used as a slur for a woman who is anti-feminist, or does not ascribe to the "boss babe" mentality.

Lacey stopped hanging out with us every weekend. She has totally become a trad wife.

by I'm your master. Deal with it. July 26, 2024

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