who shit my pants

You bruh.

“Who shit my pants”, said Timmy
“It was me all along, I shit your pants Timmy”.

by Rufflesright July 7, 2023

those who share the memory

Someone who remembers drinking Osmanthus wine with Zhongli. As Zhongli is over 6000 years old, the only one currently alive who shares the memory is Venti. But Zhongli refuses to accept that, because Venti is a drunkard (despite the fact that Zhongli keeps talking about Osmanthus wine)

Zhongli: Osmanthus wine tastes the same as I remember. But where are those who share the memory?
Venti: I'm right here!
Zhongli: Not you.

by zhonglis left ass November 30, 2022

Girls who eat carrots

A female who consumes carrots.

Do you know any girls who eat carrots?

Most girls do.

by Mattjod July 29, 2021

who loves jeremy more

His girlfriend loves him more then he loves her

Who loves jeremy more? Jessica Marie Barnes loves Jeremy Anthony Barnes Battle the most.

by I state straight facts February 9, 2021

friend who happens to be a girl

a girl you have sexual relations with on occasion. She's not your girlfriend, not exclusive. When introducing her to your buddies you say shes a friend who happens to be a girl. Your buddies know you can still hang out just the same as at it always was.

Meet Jennifer, shes's my friend who happens to be a girl (not my girlfriend).

by Phil My Pockets July 29, 2016

the man who fucked the monkey

The man who fucked the monkey which gave us aids. Someone who represents the pinnacle of human crapulence. A term reserved for the most joyless wastes of protoplasm that shit all over the earth, sell us the bucket and order us to clean it up.

So Mr Cameron, we have chronic inner city decay, one million children being brought up in abusive homes and young men coming back from Afghanistan in bits. What do you plan to do about it?

Tax cuts for the rich.

You are the man who fucked the monkey which gave us aids

by DocFlox March 22, 2010

I’m gay, who said that?

When you’re gay and somebody said that you are but you don’t know who said such things.

Him: You’re gay?
Him 2: I’m gay, who said that?

by NotGayWhoSaid September 17, 2017