by TheAnonymousLoser August 17, 2024
Get the Redneck Shindig mug.Jimmy: *Comes in half burnt down shack with grits, squirrels, and half of an alligator*
Papa: “Dang jimmy! That is quite the find there.”
Jimmy: “Today is a mighty fine day. Nice catch, and the sun is shining.”
Papa: Quit talkin boy and go get some swamp water and cook that food up in the bathtub!”
Tourists: *walk by and see jimmy with half of an alligator*
Bob the tourist: “ What is that redneck doing with half and alligator?”
Sally the tourist: “ I don’t know what he is doing, but I’m glad we don’t have those people in Seattle!”
Papa: “Dang jimmy! That is quite the find there.”
Jimmy: “Today is a mighty fine day. Nice catch, and the sun is shining.”
Papa: Quit talkin boy and go get some swamp water and cook that food up in the bathtub!”
Tourists: *walk by and see jimmy with half of an alligator*
Bob the tourist: “ What is that redneck doing with half and alligator?”
Sally the tourist: “ I don’t know what he is doing, but I’m glad we don’t have those people in Seattle!”
by What is in your search history December 5, 2021
Get the Redneck mug.When a male sticks his penis in another man's throat and face fucks him so furiously that the bottom of the 2nd man's neck becomes red
That guy is a redneck
by Killer Kile August 1, 2017
Get the Redneck mug.Redneck anger is a type of anger that happens to rednecks/white trash when drunk or pissed off. When this happens a fight will break out of something will be thrown it shot at
by Ewewwewwswqh March 12, 2017
Get the redneck anger mug.by tjk31415 January 17, 2019
Get the redneck strap on mug.I was running late for my meeting the other morning, so to save time I grabbed the baby wipes and took a Redneck Shower before getting dressed.
by JB9903 September 9, 2016
Get the Redneck Shower mug.When anyone has disrespected you in ANY kind of way, whether you caught your girlfriend cheating or some random chick has made a rude comment to you in a bar full of people. It usually with something getting broken and someone, besides the "crazy" person, bleeding from the ass whippin' they got.
An alternate meaning would be when a wild redneck gets drunk and attempts to do something outrageously stupid(because we have better sense when we're sober) that hardly ever ends well and is usually right after the person says "Hold my beer and watch this!"
An alternate meaning would be when a wild redneck gets drunk and attempts to do something outrageously stupid(because we have better sense when we're sober) that hardly ever ends well and is usually right after the person says "Hold my beer and watch this!"
Stacey got redneck crazy on that girl that came in here trying to act stupid! I bet she'll know next time!
Hank had to go to the hospital last night because he got redneck crazy and tried to use the power line as a zip line.
Hank had to go to the hospital last night because he got redneck crazy and tried to use the power line as a zip line.
by IM28up4U! December 9, 2024
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