Staffordshire taco

When a man ejaculates prematurely in between your butt cheeks without any penetration.

The waiter at the British restaurant became overly excited and gave me a Staffordshire Taco.

by Tom the angel May 26, 2021

Taco Orgy

Avocado, Tomato, and Jalepeño having sexual intercourse with Ghost Pepper.

"Oh my god it's a Taco Orgy!" ~ Kayla
"I wish I was a part of that" ~Anonymous

by Ghost Pepper November 17, 2016

Taco Smelly

The massive explosive diarrhea that takes place after eating a meal from Taco Bell.

Jared Rucker had to eat his Taco Bell on the toilet because he wanted to avoid having Taco Smelly in his pants.

by JewceBox September 30, 2011

taco squat

Female version of teabagging. i.e. placing one's vagina in the face or on the forehead of a friend or foe that has unknowingly passed out or fallen asleep amidst a bad situation.

We had trouble finding a dirty enough stripper to taco squat the drunk guy when he fell asleep.

by kristina123 October 26, 2010

Glossy Taco

The top-coat on your nails to give it that clean look

"Now for the glossy taco! what do you think?!

by Musical_crisp April 18, 2018

Goat Taco

A delicious goat taco, or Birria taco

John - "Paul you want to go to Chicago for Goat Tacos?"
Michelle - "Goat taco, is that on Urban Dictionary?"
John - "No, I'm serious, this place has really good goat tacos, I wasn't being dirty."

by Jalapeno Adventure January 22, 2015

couch taco

À pussy, vagina, or small cavern

I was knee deep in that couch taco

by burritoslocos April 22, 2015