Traitor Snake

A man who beats up his girlfriend, and or the act of pouring Hot Grease on your penis!

You're a Traitor Snake!

by Countryslayer August 12, 2023

Steak-Snake

A beefsteak which has been skillfully fashioned into the shape of a snake. By carefully carving a steak into one long strip, it takes on the likeness of a snake. A stick with a long thread is often attached to the head of the steak-snake so that one can create the illusion that the snake is alive. A steak-snake is suitable as a gift and is often presented to children on Christmas morning after which it quickly becomes their favourite plaything. Children can often be seen playing with steak-snakes well into March/April once the aroma of the steak has become intolerably pungent. It is not out of the ordinary for steak-snakes to be further decorated with a tongue and eyes crafted respectively from carrot and black peppercorns.

David - "I don't know what to get Johnny for Christmas. Do you have any ideas?"

Mark - "Yeah man, make him a steak-snake, kids love steak-snakes."

"I've had it with these motherfucking steaks on this motherfucking plane!"

by I've heard of one. June 6, 2018

Snaking a bat

Smoking the remaining drugs in a pipe. Usually refers to the resin coating the inside of the stem, or the last bit of someone's bag.

"What are you doing?"
"Snaking a bat."
"Aw, you snaked what was left in my bowl!? That's all I had left!!"

by Bottom-feeder Beater October 24, 2019

Snake nap

A nap after eating a large meal. Like the postprandial rest/digest phase after a snake ingests a large meal.

"That burger was epic, I'm going to need a snake nap after finishing it".

by RLJ86 July 13, 2021

liquor snake

when you are too drunk and you have to blame your actions on the imaginary conscience that is with you all night

“man i got so mangled last night i pissed on myself and womped my friends with pillows, it wasn’t me though the liquor snake came out to play.”

by [e-mail] May 21, 2020

gluey snakes

When the poop comes out like a snake covered in glue. Often times extending the poop time by as much as three fold. The clean up is much much longer often times requiring a half a roll of toilet paper.

“Pat are you done shitting yet?” “ not yet Josh I’m in the middle of some gluey snakes”

by Topstermarv March 17, 2022

E-snake

someone you befriend online and uses you only to their advantage.

that girl i met on discord was such an e-snake. she only messages me when she is sad. can’t we talk about something else?

by meadowboi June 19, 2019