by derekdejeuseroma December 25, 2019
Get the Sexmug. by shithouse Bandit June 4, 2021
Get the Sexmug. by Supertrain12 March 2, 2020
Get the Sexmug. Person A: Are you a man or a woman?
Person B: Yes
Person A: Okay, what’s your sex?
Person B: What do you mean?
Person A: No I mean like, what’s in your pants?
Person B: Poop?
Person A: No, what’s between your legs?
Person B: Which one, your mom or your dad?
Person B: Yes
Person A: Okay, what’s your sex?
Person B: What do you mean?
Person A: No I mean like, what’s in your pants?
Person B: Poop?
Person A: No, what’s between your legs?
Person B: Which one, your mom or your dad?
by yourmomdotcom420 November 11, 2021
Get the Sexmug. 
by SRD65 June 28, 2021
Get the Sexmug. Zach text braylee hey wassup. Braylee replies just got out of the shower. Zach replies cool my parents are out of town and I am home alone.😉 Braylee replies I will be there in 10 minutes Braylee knocks on the door Zach opens it. (Zach was in boxers and Braylee has a thong and no bra but had a skirt and a shirt over it) They were both turned on when they saw each other and hen then Zach kissed Braylee tongue to tongue they moved to Zach’s room and then Zach slid off his boxers and braylee slid off her shirt then Zach took off her skirt and her thong and Zach rubbed her tits and braylee runner her hand up and down his cock and then he pushed her back and went inside her pounding harder and harder then he pulled out his cock and they both got up so then he humped her and then he stopped and rubbed her boobs for a while then she started sucking his penis and then he pushed her back and started having sex then they did it again the next day
by $C-weed;) December 28, 2020
Get the Sexmug.