t-paper raper

A person that uses way to much toilet paper to wipe their ass. This person often clogs toilets and has multiple toilet plungers in their home.

Tim: Dude, where's the toilet plunger; the toilet's clogged again?
Tom: How many times did you wipe?
Tim: 4, why?
Tom: You, t-paper raper, you.

by Challenge December 13, 2009

Rock Paper Nigger

When a nigger eats a boat

O shit Rock Paper Nigger!

What?

THAT NIGGER JUST ATE A BOAT

by Niggerlover2298 August 7, 2017

toilet paper overcompensation

using the bathroom at work or other public places regularly with low quality tp, then coming home to your thick and soft tp and accidentally unravelling much more than necessary, often leading to frustration and more often than not, no toilet paper.

Dude 1: Damnit! What happened to all the toilet paper?

Dude 2: Sorry bro, accidentally did some major toilet paper overcompensation today.

by BigBallsTim December 11, 2010

Paper Monkey

The Polished Perplexing Peregrinous Potty Pixelmonkey

Queen Smilie Creator

My Favourite Stalkee

I am the Monkey, I can go anywhere!

by colin miles February 17, 2004

Dirty Paper Cut

A recently discovered reference to a black woman's vagina

Craig - "so what did you do with that black chick you picked up last night?"

Simon - "I stabbed her one right in her dirty paper cut"

Craig - "Did it hurt?"

Simon - 'It stung a bit but I'll get over it"

Craig - "Sore"

Simon - "Yep she certainly is"

by SpringyEcho March 2, 2010

nigga safe paper

the paper that is now being used for cigarettes so high or drunk ass niggas dont burn their section 8 ghetto project shacks down.......jerry curl juice is extremly flammable!

im glad this niggas smokes are made with nigga safe paper because his drunk ass fell asleep with his shit lit

by gee moneee August 23, 2009

wet paper towel

When you piss on a paper towel and afterwards use it to nut in

I ran out of paper towels and i only had one so i had to pull a wet paper towel

by Nibger May 25, 2017