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loco face

Loco (Spanish word for crazy)

When you see someone looking back at you making a silly face
Me: Why are you looking at me with that loco face?

other: Cause i am crazy about you (⊙.⊙)
by honey mango July 14, 2017
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post face

A cleaner, not-so-obvious way to describe the face one gets immediately after ejaculating (post-coitus, or, more often than not, post-porn)
Everyone in the music video jizz in my pants does the post face at least five times.

"Dude I walked into my dorm earlier and John suddenly slammed his computer shut and looked at me with a post face. Way too obvious."
by Rafael13 September 12, 2011
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Face drape

The female teabag: When a girl squats over someone and puts her cunt lips right over your face.

Doesn't happen very often, only the nastiest chicks will face drape, and its always better if their snatch is hairy and rank like tuna.

Will also happen in video games after a chick frags you, and to add insult face drapes your dead body, as in Call of Duty.
Damm Dude! The chick totally face draped you! Nasty
by WSIX January 17, 2011
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two-faced

Someone who claims that they have no connection or has a disdain for a certain person that a friendship group or community as deemed a "Prick". Even though they assure that you know that they find they repulsive, they still manage to hang out more than nemesis should, and make sure to post it on all their social media. Even with this concrete evidence of a friendship they deny all accusations, claiming it's short term and for personal gain instead of genuine friendship.
U fucking two-faced bitch hanging out with _____! I thought you hated him!
by FoxIsMyFursona November 15, 2017
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signshop face

The act of raising ones eyebrows as they look at and pass a co-worker as meaning to say "fuck off and do not stop me because i have somewhere to be thats more important than your matters." only at the signshop
leaky walks past kris and kris is looking at her as if hes about to say "hey, come here. i need your help."

leaky goes into stealth mode and immeadiately raises her eyebrows and shows her signshop face as to say "get off my jock you side-stepping cracker."
by turbo signshop December 18, 2009
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Face Blanket

A fleece blanket with a breathing hole that you don't really need and can make one yourself with scissors.
What's the stupidest and most useless invention ever? - A Face Blanket
by Ryan197694 March 7, 2015
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burger face

A facial expression wherein the lips are pressed together and smushed upward towards the nose. Similar to the white person smile, but pushed further upward towards the nose. To be used in moments of: awkwardness, disappointment, waiting, mild irritation, or when there’s nothing else to say
When I told Ben I forgot to get his spunch at the store, he hit me with the burger face.
by Poochie La La February 26, 2021
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