Ethan Torchio

Gorgeous man. Drummer for Måneskin. Ludwig Ambassador. Cutest personality. Though he is quiet, he is very thoughtful. Vic says he is the best hugger

Ethan Torchio is just gorgeous.

by msmistofeltzr February 9, 2022

Ethan's Law

When you don't want your friends to "sound retarded" due to improper pronunciation of ANY word and on top of that ridicule them for saying it wrong, you are enforcing Ethan's Law.

Daniel: Hey, Ethan, do you know what the word "colossol" means?
Ethan: It's not "colossol" DUMBASS, it's "colossal" fucking idiot.
Ethan's Law

by Benbuki March 2, 2021

ethan kath

The dude from crystal castles, who also is a methhead and likes 15 year olds.

guy 1: hey have you heard of Ethan kath?!
Guy 2: *fart with reverb sound effect*

by cumfartshitter April 17, 2022

Ethan Hutchinson

Skinny white turd of a curry muncher, who is mad into hentai chicks. He cannot pull the girl that he wants as she won't let him eat her out. He is a tryhard at all video games even though he is shit at them all, DURRANT IS BETTERRRR THAN YOU!!! His basketball skills are wack with a 0.86 point average. GIT BETTTAAA!

Person 1: *Sucks at basketball*
Person 2: why u so shieeeet, my guy
Person 1: I'm trying out my new move the 'Ethan Hutchinson'
Person 1: *Throws ball over backboard*

by FitzThe3rd February 25, 2019

Ethan Griffiths

Ethan Griffiths means they have a long shlong

He’s got an Ethan Griffiths

by Large Cheese 420 January 9, 2020

Dirty Ethan

A man that gets off to looking at girls who strongly resemble a chunk of spam or pig lard and repeatedly smacks his dick against a hard surface in order to nut. A Dirty Ethan normally resembles a discord server moderator and may or may not be into DDLG.

guy: hey you know that weird new kid that just started going to our school?
girl: oh yeah, I’ve spoken to him. Definitely a Dirty Ethan

by oniichanlover69 September 29, 2021

ethan and cristina

Ethan and Cristina! An amazing couple who will over come any obstacle! They're both super shy and awkward nut when they're together the shine! Ethan is stubborn, mature and to himself. Cristina is stubborn, childish and depending on the person out going! But when together and typically alone they're both loving and caring for one another! They bring the best out of each other! Ethan and Cristina both suffer from a dark past. Ethan has learned to put that behind him and move forward, but Cristina can't. She lets her past get her! Drives her into a weird spiral that only Ethan can get her out of! They are meant for each other! As long as they never stop loving one another and expressing that to each other they'll last forever and over come anything!

Wow! Ethan and Cristina are amazing together!

by Ain'tNothingButAGThing December 4, 2019