December 1

Snort coke all day

In December 1 you can snort coke all day

by depressedandgay December 1, 2021

November 1

National Destroy a Toilet with a Massive Shit Day

Jack: I ate one hell of a dinner last night. I’m afraid I’m going to blow up the toilet this morning.

You: That’s ok! Today is November 1 - National Destroy a Toilet with a Massive Shit Day!

by anonymous November 1, 2021

November 1

It's National dress up day, wear some fancy clothes and strut your stuff! Only you can't wear a dress! So get creative

"Why does she look so fancy today?"
"Oh you don't know? It's November 1st"
"Ya today is dress up day."

by Red-hot Habanero November 1, 2021

sh1garak.1

sh1garak.1 IS THE BEST MUTUAL, I LOVE THEM WITH ALL OF MY HEART, THEY DESERVE WAY BETTER BUT I CANT TELL HIM THAT OR ELSE HE'LL THINK IM WEIRD BUT HEYYY MATTIA :)) <33

Hey do you know sh1garak.1??
Yeah I do! He's like the best mutual ever!!! <33 :))

by 4LIFERRRSS June 13, 2021

April 1

People born on April 1 have the biggest dick.
They are able to make any person horny just by looking at them.

-Your dick is so big!
-Yeah i was born on April 1

by thatbitchfromtokyo August 1, 2022

Formula 1

The Pinnacle of Motorsport, where 10 teams with 2 drivers each compete for victory and the ultimate prizes, the World Drivers' Championship won by an individual driver for accumulating the highest amount of points, and the World Constructors' Championship won by a team for their drivers' accumulating the highest amount of points when their totals are combined.

Every season brings a new thrilling championship battle, repeat winners are rare, and we always see 5 way battles for both titles!

That's a lie.

X: Are you a Formula 1 fan? I bet the title battle is entertaining isn't it?
Y: *Reflects back on the past 20+ years*

by mPotatoLord August 22, 2023

Anna 1

a lad that likes to watch anime. in a relationship with Jack

youre such an Anna 1

by Leo Messi 10 January 4, 2021