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Crankshaft Bowl

A bowling tournament held by all the school districts in Ohio annually. It is most notably played between Centerville school district and Blue Valley school district. The winner gets the Edward R. Crankshaft memorial trophy. The trophy travels from year to year depending on who won it last. Centerville has won it the most times.
Ed: (jumping up and down in excitement) We won again! The Crankshaft Bowl is ours!! Take that Blue Valley schools!!

Roger: (running back and forth down the bowling lanes screaming) Centerville rocks! Centerville rocks!!

Elmer: (gets a real stern look on his face) Roger, shut up! So we won, big deal! I don't want to hear another word about it you hear me?

Roger: (is hurt by the sterness of Elmer's voice, begins to cry) I'm sorry, I just got excited.

Max: (really mad, blue steam coming out of his ears) You won't be so lucky next time, Crankshaft! Next time, Blue Valley is taking that trophy back to Ashtabula.

Ed: Easy, you'll win it someday, trust me. Just don't get so excited over it.

Steve: Yeah, take it easy. This is the Crankshaft Bowl. You're supposed to have fun with it.

Ed: (holding the trophy like a dumbell, crunching his bicep) Sweet victory! Burgandy and gold rule and navy and powder blue drool! (sets the trophy down and pumps his fist in the air three times)
by Dusty's Baby Powder April 7, 2011
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MATETAS BOWL

You are a MATETAS BOWL if you contain about 8 of the 10 symptoms

1. Long term memory loss apparently you May experience forgetting everything that happened in the past and you make it seem like you didn’t do nun wrong and changing stories to make it seem like you’re perfect.
2. White Supremisist ideas and political beliefs

3. Raciest towards any Latino or black person and often discriminates them.
4. A Latino that can’t speak Spanish for shit and don’t really understand it.
5. Un pinche basura 🗑 in fortnite on everything like shooting, building, iq, anything else

6. Sore loser often complains and rages like a lil ass baby when he loses and tries so hard to get his poor revenge

7. Long ass hairline

8. No hairstyle

9. A indoor ass nerd

10. Last but not least wears shitty clothes that thinks they’re good.
1. Hi I’m Latino
¿Oye y tu hablas español?
No soy un MATETAS BOWL
2.tries to wear something good for a imperticular event*
What the fuck are you wearing stop being a MATETAS BOWL
3. why you keep watching “black” youtubers and speaking Spanish

Because I’ll do whatever the fuck I want MATETAS BOWL
by El_Gringo_Matetas March 23, 2019
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Buffering Bowl

The bong hit you take while waiting for your pirated movie to load enough to watch it for another 10 minutes, because your a stoner and have crappy internet.
Fuck, South Park is taking forever to load. Time for a buffering bowl.
by 240240240 November 12, 2011
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Bowl of Fuck

What you usually say to someone who is asking you to do something you dont want to do. Can also be used to drive somebody you dont like away from you.
My mom used to tell people she didnt like to go eat a Bowl of Fuck!
by shealynn October 1, 2015
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bowl fairy

one who carries a shared smoking device around a room so as to avoid forcing others to get up from their seats, maintaining the rotation.
Bring me that dro, bowl fairy.
by nonanon9001 April 5, 2011
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Finger Bowl

Bring that finger bowl here baby
by PoppaDAC July 24, 2018
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silly bowl

weed packed in a bowl with dmt sprinkled on top and then smoked
do you want to get silly tonight? yea! lets pack a silly bowl!
by the node April 13, 2010
mugGet the silly bowlmug.

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